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The place where business logic is encoded in xml schema files. How are the not bankrupt yet?
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it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Kamen Nik wrote: business logic
Bit of a contradiction in terms, isn't it?
Kamen Nik wrote: xml schema files
Well, what would you prefer. Javascript?
Kamen Nik wrote: How are they not bankrupt yet?
People keep giving them money. People who are less picky enlightened than you, obviously.
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Nah, it's ok, I think I have figured it out. It's just that Microsoft and Google have much more convenience built in in their APIs.
Eventually you can get accustomed to this style of development but until then:
Just a sample of the poor souls fighting with this
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Doing a 4 day canoe trip on the Suwanee River from Fargo, GA to White Springs, FL where I live starting Black Friday.
Weather is going to be awesome and packed and ready to go!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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So that's what I been hearing? 
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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But what you really have to watch out for is when the drums stop... and the bass solo begins. 
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and then faintly in the distance;
Ah, sweet mystery of life
At last I've found thee
Ah, I know at last the secret of it all
All the longing, seeking, striving, waiting, yearning
I'm sure the guide said third stream to the left...or was it right...oops!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Sounds great, have fun and catch lots of fish!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Thanks, taking my fly rod so may have fresh catch one night.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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[Homer drool]
mmm fresh fish....
[/Homer drool]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You'll have to catch a lot of flies to get a meal out of it.
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Catch skeeters instead, they're the size of small birds.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Of course, will be taking many photos.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Got beaten? Really? Ah, doesn't matter. Good news deserve to be heard twice 
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Obama: what are you having for thanksgiving dinner?
Putin: Turkey.
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Project manager:
This UAT data will all go in by the end of the day.
Me:
I think we need to be cautious with our expectations as we have hit a lot of errors so far when importing data.
Project manager:
You are such a pessimist.
Reality:
The environment was completely screwed up by the someone's last minute changes to the configuration files - which they had not factored into the data files.
The import was even more of a screw up than I had hinted at.
End of first day and 1/20th of the data is in the system.
After witnessing all of this the IT director told me that I am a pessimist.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 25-Nov-15 13:41pm.
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I once thought I was a pessimist... but, as usual, I was wrong.
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Pessimist (n). What an optimist calls a realist.
This space for rent
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It's no fun being the only expert in the room.
The Expert [^]
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George Will Quote:
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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