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I don't have any VMs set up right now.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Does it still make the fan go?
I've running Minecraft just to heat the small office-room we have...
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My laptop generates little to no heat. The fans run sometimes, but I can barely hear them as they are very quiet. Even if I am running a whole bunch of programs at once.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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If you get divorced in Tennessee are you still brother and sister?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Who gets custody of the tooth?
veni bibi saltavi
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Reminds me of an old joke "How do you know that hillbillies invented the toothbrush?"
"They must have, otherwise it would have called teethbrush."
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only if aunt grandma says so.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's like asking if you got a divorce who gets the wool. 
Already have coat on and am leaving now.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It depends on the age of the wife. If she's young enough, the judge will usually find in favor of the husband, assuming the wife can just grow more. 
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The husband usually gets the worsted of it...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's baaaad
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Just watching Microsoft Connect.
Native compilation, statically linked using the native Open Source .NET on Linux.
That's so, so awesome.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Damn! I want to know all about .NET native!!
What did I miss!!! 
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Nice! That opens up some options.
Marc
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Now if they'd just offer the same for regular winform/wpf applications on windows (as opposed to just win8/10 style apps).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That would be soooo sweeet!
I think Mono will just become a lot easier now (I mean, for mono to support winforms)
Best,
John
-- LogWizard Meet the Log Viewer that makes monitoring log files a joy!
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I liked the look of where they're going with C# and the fact they are doing it all in github.
This space for rent
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Think MS finally realized they can't build tools that are supposed to be cross-platform then start excluding platforms. Took a while... 
Glad to see them coming around the idea of supporting open source and true cross-platform development.
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Does this mean it can run on Macs too since at the heart of it Macs are ran on Darwin?
Jeremy Falcon
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Probably not... think there's enough differences where any interpreter would be have be built specifically for Mac.
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If I understand your question, they have a similar package that installs on Mac and runs natively on OSX
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That's cool to know. Thanks.
Jeremy Falcon
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What a profit you find here?!
"Native" you already have thru JIT, so in "execution speed" you have ZERO profit.
Statically linked means if program1 uses 'curl', you cannot upgrade just 'curl' in case of vulnerability - you have to download ALL programs using curl (and ONLY if these programs was recompiled with fixed library).
So say again... "awesome", right?
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JIT isn't native by definition, though. You're compiling from source on the fly, rather than having a binary library on hand that doesn't require that compilation. For non-trivial applications this is a big difference in speed and performance.
I'm pretty sure that statically linked in this context refers to the .NET framework, not applications using it. Generally MS implementations follow a standard of coding against interfaces, so rarely do changes in the framework break functionality. Even major version changes in .NET rarely modify those interfaces.
So yes, awesome.
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