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The Memoirs of Sherlock John Holmes
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Dr. Scanlittle
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The TSA files
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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When a dude in the (corporate) restroom was in there before you arrived, while you waited, then u did yer sit-down bidnezz, and he's still there when you depart, clearly, he has more friends / friend posts to read on his FB newsfeed than you do.
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Where I work we call those 'shnaps'.
I'm sure you can work out what that means. 
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Whenever I want to "borrow" something online, I try to get a torrent file, but sometimes the site has as well, or perhaps only has, a magnet link. They both seem to work with my client qBitTorrent, although the magnet link type doe not seem to have any info associate with it, leading me to believe that it could be a honeypot of malicious intent.
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Ah, so torrents are for sharing files, and magnets are broken links.
Gotcha.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A torrent file contains a checksum of a finished movie, and length in bytes
It farm calculations out to peers to calcualate all combinations of bytes at a certain length that contains a valid movie header
So you can recreate a full movie from a little torrent file
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And once you have constructed the finished file, your torrent client serves the seed for random number generator, to generate the correct bytes faster
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See this[^] SU answer.
/ravi
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At observed first glance, the spelling....   
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I've decided to eat only plants that have be naturally processed to turn them into meat.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Good for you ? (maybe) 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Good for you!
I'd recommend letting the plants "mature" until the host is a reasonable age, then harvesting the processed material in the usual way.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'll keep this sentence in mind 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Natural food chain 101.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Salad is what food eats
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I'm a vegetarian by proxy: I eat herbivores.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Matthew Dennis wrote: naturally processed
So that excludes tortured, genetically modified animals that are UNNATURALLY PROCESSED? 
Better not buy meat from the store
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So that excludes tortured, genetically modified animals that are UNNATURALLY PROCESSED?
And you say this because those which are not genetically modified are somehow better off?
And what the hell is "UNNATURALLY PROCESSED"?
If you cared a twit about this you'd not be eating animals to begin with.
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I started a new job in April, so far I have not written a single line of what I would consider "code". The company is enhancing and maintaining a (cough) set of SharePoint sites, and I have been buried to my hairline in nothing but xml configuration files. This is getting to be a real bummer, not sure how much longer I can last.
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You knew you were going to get lots of "think yourself lucky" answers, well here's mine:
Think yourself lucky, I haven't written any code since Christmas!
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