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I can be short.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I sense a bit of resistance.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Calm down and repeat after me... "ohm....".
/ravi
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I don't understand watt you are all talking about.
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Well, isn't that the usual with current affairs ...
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I'm still alternating in my opinion, but with reluctance, I accept that there's no hysteria.
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Good thread for this electron season.
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Well I was positive when he charged me that something was up.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Hope you didn't blow a fuse.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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'Cause he gets a charge out of it.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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And he replied that the answer would shock you?
Marc
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These puns are so illuminating that I asked my librarian for a book
on suicide; she said no because I wouldn't return it.
73
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humor is a good outlet for anger.
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A plug for humor in the lounge? That's a switch.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Conduct unbecoming.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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He'll rectify that alternating behaviour for sure.
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but cool omg
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BitBucket + SourceTree must be the WORST source control ever.
I have to Pull to Push and Push to Pull.
I AM VERY MUCH STUCK!!!
I get this sh*t daily and I'm not the only one.
It's really terrible!
"Oh, a colleague changed a file you didn't even know existed? Better stash your work, do a pull, if you're unlucky we're just going to say your colleagues changes were actually yours, solve that sh*t, put your changes back, and then do a push."
Five years SVN and never had such trouble (well, maybe once or twice).
checking in- or out code is currently my least favorite moment of the day (and there are several)
Pull your sh*t together Git/Atlassian
It's late, I want to go home, and I'm just stuck with this piece of crap SourceTree
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Perhaps you misunderstand the meaning of Source Control in their conext?
What it means is that, since you do the coding, your "the Source", and by keeping you chasing your tail they've got you under control.
Any questions?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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