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On mine, it's the third of four - I have an extra one. Oooo! Shiny.... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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and I suppose your amp goes up to 11 too
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Nah, I'm not greedy. 10.5
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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lol 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Yet another excuse not to like excel.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Dan Neely the pioneer!
Lol thanks for the pointers PC!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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My whole Keyboard is an LED[^]
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Looks perfect for Space Invaders.
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I do remember there being a way in Turbo C++ for turning on the Num Lock, Caps Lock & Scroll Lock LEDs ahh the fun that could be had by running the Exe and being able to send Morse messagaes...
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It's a great way to get information off of a closed/disconnected system. Install 'virus' that reads data and blinks the keyboard LEDs, then capture the output and convert it back to digital information... 
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I have used the scroll lock key in the not-too-distant past when reviewing logs on an Alpha/VMS system. The fasted way to view the log it to simply send it to the screen, not edit it, especially if the file it still open by an application.
As it scrolls past, I know the patterns I am looking for and will hit scroll lock when I see them to allow me to review the text in detail.
Just because many have no use, doesn't know no one has a use for it.
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I installed AutoHotKey and _all_the_time_ use ScrollLock for running "ProcessExplorer" (from SysInternals). Actually I have 10 more helpful keys, but you asked for ScrollLock - I'm happy we have so "useless" key! )
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Why do they always fall off the boat backwards?
ANS : Because if they fell forwards they would just end up in the boat.
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Why do they called the man with 6 fingers Robert?
Ans: That's his name.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Now where did you put your jacket??? You'd better bring it, it's cold outside! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The trouble with that joke is that it's pretty much the actual reason! With the weight on their backs the centre of gravity is shifted to the point that it is muscle tearingly difficult to roll forward.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well the real answer is so that the dive mask doesn't get ripped off your face. All scuba equipment is somewhat firmly attached to the body and for the most part protects it, except for the dive mask. Entering the water backwards also is the best direction for your fins.
... and they don't always fall off backwards. In the 1970s I was taught a technique called UDT named after the US military Underwater Demolition Team where you dive headfirst off the side of a moving boat such that your back hits the water first - again to protect the mask. I can't find any pictures of it but I'm pretty sure that there were plenty in 1972.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: Entering the water backwards also is the best direction for your fins.
If you've developed fins aren't you kinda past worrying about all that stuff?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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There you go again bringing logic and common sense to a joke/prattle tcha!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mick has a carton of Coopers Sparkling Ale and Maunder tries to take one, how many broken bones does Maunder have?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I guess none since the man states,
Chris Maunder wrote: He dodges, he weaves
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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