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The survey about the quality of CP articles is one of the lowest voted...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's ok, I think many of the answers are plagiarised anyway! 
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/ravi
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So you mean that the plaiarists completely lack the good decency to only plagiarize good quality code? Inconceivable! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's because of the missing option.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's not a very good one.
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Some would disagree with you, so we should have a survey, to find out.
We can call it svexit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Personally, I find the reasoning of the votes to be lacking quality even more 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Does anybody here ever had to fight like me to extract images from PDF documents that are encoded with DeviceN or Separation scheme ?
I mainly program in C# and VB.NET, but also know C and C++.
Any help ?
I'm quite sure that N != NP.
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Don't ask programming questions here: there is a message at the top of the page explaining that.
Try here: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^] and please give information on exactly what you tried!
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modified 10-Jul-16 3:39am.
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Garfield...[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I am working today... I Love Saturdays!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Me too... That's why left the choice open (...)!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wish. Helped my gf graph her survey results for her thesis paper. Excel sucks. Ended up writing a simple graph app in C#. Finished (Excel again) merging mailing lists for a pro bono client. Got a framework put together for REST unit tests on a website I'm developing. Now going to work on a paying client project (Beaglebone, C#, Python, etc)
Marc
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Watching UFC 200 down the pub.
First beer of the morning going down better than I thought it would.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's 10:20 PM here.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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So you're on the East Coast.
12:30pm here in Sydney now. Waiting for Mark Hunt to smash Brock Lesnar soon.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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This [^]goes up on my office cubicle  alright the 3ft of bench space they supply, on Monday.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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it would probably be lost on them 
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That is a really nice perq they have awarded you. Are there pigeons, or squirrels, in the park; are you allowed to feed them while sitting on the bench ?
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I often wonder who makes the UI decisions. My car has a media player that has a touch screen with nice big buttons. When playing music there are three buttons displayed: a large central button that toggles between Play and Pause - so far so good. On the left side of that is another large, but not as large, button that goes to the previous track, on the right another button to go to the next track. All very good and they work fine. Having bought the car second hand it had all the manuals except the media player one so for a long time I was annoyed that I couldn't fast-forward or rewind a given track, especially when I was listening to a long lecture or something.
My son, who has a similar system in his car, said, "Just hold the next-track button for a second or so and it will fast-forward, the rewind works the same way." Obvious! Not!
There is a large unused space beyond each button with plenty of room for more large buttons. Why not have FF and Rewind each side of Play/Pause (as most devices do) and then put next-track and previous-track outside those in the otherwise wasted space? On top of that, all the buttons could be made bigger as there is lots of wasted space in the display around them so when my wife is trying to push them while the road is bumpy...?
Clearly the designer knew how the buttons worked and assumed everyone would have access to the manual so why have more buttons than necessary? Also, it was a German made car so, since German roads are so wonderfully smooth and well maintained compared to the rest of the world the buttons didn't need to be so big as you could easily hit them during the wonderfully smooth ride down the Autobahn! Gaaaah!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Try using Android's Remote for VLC[^] on a tablet.
If you don't hit the progress bar by mistake (when reaching to hit Play/Ppause/etc), or the "Set as Home" area (it's not a button) when you mean to hit the "Home" area, there's something wrong with your fingers.
And three quarters of the screen is whitespace that's coloured black.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Got a reply to a QA answer I posted yesterday.
Two of us suggested that the OP needed to learn to use the debugger to work out what was wrong with his homework (less than 50 lines of C++)
And today I get:
hey just say why "you have not entered any string palindrome" output comes even when i enter a string palindrome.. i did the "homework" and now u should correct it as experts
Is it just me that thinks development is going to hell in a handbasket when the next generation enter the market?
OK, it'll be good for us - in a cynical way - as there'll be plenty of work sorting out the Elephant-ups these lazy sunshines create, but... 
Or maybe I'm just old fashioned, and as long as the code compiles it is correct.
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arrogant cuss isnt the OP ? makes me want to give up when I get cr@p like that
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Comes with the age and lack of maturity, I guess. When Mommy does everything for you, you don't learn the need to be polite.
It'll get kicked out of him when he gets his first job - particularly if it's in retail or fast food!
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