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Another old, self-specced machine which was very slow. A very good reason to replace it.
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For a minute there I thought you might be plugged in to our corporate network. 7 minutes is about right for a reboot on my office system  .
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The 7 minutes was just to start Visual Studio; Windows only took 3.5 minutes to open. Now it almost takes me longer to type in my password.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
With Summer coming up (on the northern hemisphere at least), I thought this would be a good one...
Do you want to know more?
Which movie?
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My knee hurts
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The labyrinth
(that kind you may get lost in when you look for some documentation on MSDN, for instance)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Summer secret 
Find More .Net development tips at : .NET Tips
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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My competitor's code: BUUUUUUUUUUUGS! 
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A Man For All Seasons
(see what I did there?)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Full Metal Jacket: The Next Generation
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I'm doing my part
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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One Night In Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I did that once, it freaks people out... 
Sitting in the back of the class is a nice strategy.
Although I've been sleeping in the front desk as well.
I can't recommend falling asleep while taking notes, your handwriting gets smaller and ends in a straight line right across the page.
Or falling asleep on small college desks. My arm fell off and I nearly ended on my neighbors lap.
Also don't fall asleep while talking, you'll say some pretty weird sh*t like "I want to leave, but all the sinkhole's are hidden." Nice detail, "hidden" and "clogged" are the same word in the Netherlands, so I may have meant "clogged", but that made no sense in the context 
What's NEVER a good idea is being called to read for the class, then wake up violently and shout "WHO!?" throughout the class 
Just some tips from the pro
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I never had the opportunity to sit at the back - I had a reputation that went before me, so every teacher asked me - not so politely - to take my seat in the first row, in front of the teacher...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's people like you that enable people like me, thanks! 
I sit in the back AND the teacher is more occupied watching you than watching me 
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Have blue circles tattooed on your eyelids: then all you have to do is learn not to snore and nobody will notice...
eyelid tattoos - Google Search[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Eternity hath no compare when more lonely you are with one to dwindle your loneliness yet does not.
modified 5-Jun-16 15:09pm.
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That sounds like an argument between Hefner and Yoda.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Now more Yoda-like it is. 
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Pardon!! Have you been at the poiteen again?
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It looks like this language model has many random parameters ...
Cheers,
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