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Take the given name[s] of a grandparent plus the name of the first Street you lived on hyphenated with your first headteacher's surname.
I shall henceforth be Frederick George Namley-Pyke
veni bibi saltavi
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I like this game.
Charles Hollywell-Laverick
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Why do you think I made any effort over 40 years to remember the surname of my first headteacher!?! If at all I made effort to forget it!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Duckweiler" as part of my name.. 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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My first head teacher was a nun called Sister Benigness. None of the kids could pronounce it properly, so we called her something else behind her back. I later found out that the other teachers used the same name.
So from now on, you can call me Florence Tower-Bigknickers. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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From now on? We've been calling you that for years.
This space for rent
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But only at weekends. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Great minds think a like and also sometimes me and you do.
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Richard Deeming wrote: So from now on
But we've always called you that.
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I've been called worse. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The Latin "ng" makes it "Benning-nyess"
The mystery is at last solved!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My grandparents moved from Saudi to Scotland and I grew up on Bin Avenue in Aberdeenshire. My first teacher was Mary Laden, so my Tory name is Osama Bin-Laden. I should move into politics....
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Esther Melbury-Grogan
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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George Daniel Chadbourne-Whetstone
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Now you've done it.
Answers to three "Security Questions" now down the tubes.
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That'll teach you to give real answers to those stupid questions! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Given that my first street and first school were in Malawi, I have a feeling the resultant name would be unlikely ever to grace a posh Tory.
Also - in this context "posh" is redundant. Tory, not so much, sadly.
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Ezekiel Vaughan-Latrine
(Her surname used to be Sh*thouse)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Stephen Emerson Glenalbyn-Carriaga.
That is about the stupidest name I have heard in awhile. Your name sounds soooooo much cooler. 
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Whoa - Kernel Lima-Bruce? Maybe I should use the other grandfather?
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Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill
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Jack Dick Wilberforce Kurmond-McCormack.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well, now, if I use the names my grandparents gave each other, both sets, and my first street and first headteacher's *first* name...
Grumpy Smartarse B*tch Witch-Hardwood [non-Richard/Rick]
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