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xkcd: Man Page[^]
Randal's been reading old DOS manuals again - I'm sure I recognise some of those switches... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Salaga-doola, menchika-boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
Which movie?
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Frozen, probably. It's the same song in all the Disney's isn't it?
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Sesamestreet at christmas?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Mary Poppins - extended version
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Sounds like gobbledygook to me, so it must be Blackadder Goes Forth! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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gibbledy, gobbledygook 
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Debbie Does Scooby Doo
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Your taste in movies is becoming increasingly .... concerning. 
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Donald Trump - The acceptance speech.
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Trump - The Presidential Years!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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You training hackers[^] at home??? 
SFW
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I chuckled. 
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This reminds me. How do you keep the cat hairs off the keyboard? My cat must be on a lot while I am at work as there is a thick layer of hairs on the keyboard.
He likes to sit on the chair behind me when I work on the computer. Not a problem to start but then he tries to take all the seat, even though he is a medium size cat.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: How do you keep the cat hairs off the keyboard?
Soft paintbrush, and vacuum cleaner!
Corporal Agarn wrote: He likes to sit on the chair behind me when I work on the computer.
I wish he would... When he wants something (to go out and kill stuff usually) he sits in front of one of the monitors and stares at me: he has a very penetrating stare from a distance of half a metre or so...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How many times are they going to shoot themselves in the foot before an amputation is required?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Microsoft likely has 2 options:
Do stuff like this as mandated, and let it hurt their business
Shut down completely without violating gag order (TrueCrypt, Lavabit, etc)
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To solve the problem you have to cut off the head, not the foot.
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MS plotting their next income stream, give the tools and libs away free then charge based on usage - including use of your apps [which use their libs = their justification to do so]. Jus like they want to do with W10.
At the moment their major income stream is from releasing new versions, by charging for use they only need to create the product once and then just sit back and count the money that rolls in forever (even if they do nothing except release the occasional bug fix).
So come on people, chill... all they want is your money, is that really so bad? 
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Robert den Hartog wrote: So come on people, chill... all they want is your money,
Considering Bill Gates is the richest man in the world I think he's done a pretty good job of it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Wake up Microsoft Shareholders - make that moron's head roll.
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It's not unbelievable. Governments want data about their "subjects", and MS is obliging.
Come into the parlour of the all-new world-wide web.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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