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yeah, there must have been more people then just the coffee scripter (not coffee script , but that he automated the coffee machine, which would be great if he did use coffee script)
before him, was the guy that outsourced his work to china.
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If you can automate your job then you are not a programmer. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm obviously superior to him, because I don't need automation to forget things.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My experience is: the most important task at the job is pretending to work. Everything else is "nice to have" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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not pretending appearing. <grin> Appearances can be deceiving though.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I think this guy will find a job automating things.
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A colleague of mine is doing a sponsored swim 30 laps around the Isle de Paris - I think he's probably in Seine.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: A colleague of mine is doing a sponsored swim 30 laps around the Isle de Paris
Is that a common thing to do? (Hope he does well, btw)
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Île-de-France - oui. Pas facile, ca!
He was thinking he might swim from Cairo to the Aswan dam next - I think he may have a problem but be in de Nile!
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He could swim to the Isle of Wight but only if he is in Solent
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Or Île de la Cité, even.
Île de France contains Paris.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He should have done it a few days ago when it was a lot smaller! 30 laps is a long swim. Hope he doesn't need to go to the Louvre halfway!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Eiffel sorry for him.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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He will be begging for merci
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I guess so, but he canardly back down now.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Are mentors really male Minotaurs?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Jacquers wrote: Quit horsing around
Wait ... what? What's horses got to do with it?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You should have paused a Minotaur two before before posting such myths.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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This is just a bunch of bull.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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I don't know. I'm Icarus-ty on my Greek mythology.
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That one hurts my medusa oblongata.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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