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Yes, it is a good time to come out of your shell.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Negative on that
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Hmm, we're gonna have to keep you under survalence.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Are you positive?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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yes..erm...no..erm...both!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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We'd best keep an ion you (but there's uncertainty as to who'll be in charge?)
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I hope I never have to collide with you, physically or math wits either.
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I nu Cleus, he was a friend of mine, but we had to split!
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What a lepton that you electron away.
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Depends on the charm of the quarks.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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That's strange!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Having a large hadron doesn't necessarily mean you'll get a collision. But you don't have to be conCERNed.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: But you don't have to be conCERNed
That's not good enough Fermi.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 11-Jul-16 14:27pm.
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Depends who's manipulating my particles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The person who suggested this ought to be lepton!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I quant deny that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I've never experience such a craptastic interface. A first-year developer could have come up with something better.
I can't recall saying "f*ck" out loud so many times in a single day.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I've never experience such a craptastic interface. A first-year developer could have come up with something better.
That's because first year developers cost more than UI designers!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Having a bad day? Eat more chips and salsa.
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Alas, the victim of a buyout by These Guys[^], they've no particular interest in anything about the company except for milking it for money. Apparently it's starting to show.
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We needed a dedicated employee at RIM just to take care of that software enterprise wise... The poor guy was swamped day in day out with support requirements from enterprise users...
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You should teach him a simple phrase:
This is what you get.
Being obliging is nice, but you have to be realistically obliging.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just tried to add a line series to a stacked bar chart that has a reference line (allows you to add a horizontal line that represents a goal type of value).
When I do, it UNSTACKS the bars, and REMOVES the reference line.
In their "community" forums, the answer was:
"I am afraid - that is not possible as of now in qv."
How f*cking nice.
Then, I tried to add a trend line. Well, it adds a trend line for EVERY bar series. Even worse, the lines aren't smooth - they stair-step depending on the slope.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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