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Only when you have a short.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Watt is your current view?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Only when he's conducting.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Was trying to think of an ohm saying. Apparently you have a capacitor for it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Resistors are futile: you will be integrated.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CDP1802 wrote: We are the Borg
FTFY
Assembly is futile, you will be compiled.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"We are the Borg" is correct: We are the Borg[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You are an efficient rectifier.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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There was an old Popular Electronics cartoon of a spouse at the store to buy "an apple fritter and rectal frier"
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Played by Gal Gadot (also plays WW in 'Batman vs Superman - Dawn of Justice', releasing this year).
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She's being played by a woman? Scandalous lack of diversity. I'll be boycotting for sure!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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All the bad guys are male, if that helps you change your mind. Else you will be sorely missed.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Call Bruce Transgenner. She'll/He'll take the part.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I'm sure the film will attract small enough crowds as it is.
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Can't wait... For Batman vs Superman at least. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Yeah, me too
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Looking forward to seeing the toy company executives try to justify not having any female action figures in the merchandising for this one. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think people are reading too much into it. It's all based on market demand. My son loved Kylo Ren. Rey - not so much. And same for Finn - did not make an impact on him or his friends.
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She doesn't do it for me. Linda Carter and Christopher Reeve are the only superheroes who permanently owned it.
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What, Bill Bixby not good enough for you?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Lest we not forget Lou Ferrigno.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I thought that too
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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