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(Courtesy of the sunshine whose blather interrupts my random music fix during my commute.)
The most important lessons of life you learn in kindergarten: Poo your pants and you get to go home for the day.
yeah, it's getting deep in here.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: The most important lessons of life you learn in kindergarten at work: Poo your pants boss's desk and you get to go home for the day year.
FTFY
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if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Home for the year, that's not too bad there's only seven working days left of this year. 
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Is that safe for work? 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Depends if you're the boss
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Diarrhea-Page-4-johnny-the-homicidal-maniac - yeah sure give it a go
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Looks at the URL...
F-ES Sitecore wrote: NSFW
... you don't say. I'd've never guessed as much on my own.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I know (now). But it did get a couple of comments. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The original is over ten years old (this site is rerunning the series on a daily basis), but...the more things change...The more they stay the same[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This is the most evil idea i could imagine.
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if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Evil? Have you never had a Sean-o-gram?
veni bibi saltavi
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No...he hasn't reached MVP yet... 
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That's why I gave up on QA. Why take the risk? 
veni bibi saltavi
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That's why I plan on giving him your address next year, if I get it again.
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It wont work, he knows where you live. He's even got a very special tattoo...
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh, it'll work this year. I sent a big bag of sunflower seeds... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Have you never had a Sean-o-gram?
1. What is that?
2. Should i iron my post so you can see the iron y?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Every January, the hamsters sit down with a couple of bottles of "Ole Yeller" Fermented Sunflower Seed Liquor (well, crates actually) and a bushel or two of baby Smoking Carrots and decide who deserves one of twenty Most Valuable Professional awards for the past year's contributions. This is generally an acrimonious discussion (by all reports) and when the survivors eventually leave the locked room they hand the list to Sean, who dons his current favourite "Casual Friday" costume and visits each member on the list personally to deliver the news, certificate, and key to the executive lavatory.
Past costumes have included a Mankini (once with nipple tassels), and last year's favourite of a sexually excited lobster.
Locking yourself in the loo doesn't work, as he practices his limbo from September for just such occurrences...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I get it, i'll never be MVP i guess 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I always expected EA to be the place where the first bloody uprising of programmers will occur.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I once had a job interview at EA for a position developing installers for their games. I figured this would be good, as I had done a lot of customer work with WIX and MSI.
Met with the PM and Senior Dev of the team, and all they wanted to know was my skills in writing C/C++ code for their game engine. Nothing about installers and such...
Needless to say, I did not get that job...
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EA => twice the price for half the fun 
I never finish anyth
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"Impairing productivity since 1997" - I like their tag line.
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They started a rock band called '999 Meg'. They are still waiting to do a Gig.
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