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Enchanted[^] of course - you gave it all away in the quote... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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App Store - Any Edition
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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iTunes: Survival Kit.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Magical Mystery Tour?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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A million ways to live in Alaska
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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The Magic Roundabout
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Zebedee: Nothing will grow. Not even grass.
Dylan: No grass? Right we've got a problem, man.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My uncle's middle name was Dougal.
Being at school when the Magic Roundabout started on TV in the UK I don't think he enjoyed that, and had it legally removed as soon as he was old enough.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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My project manager and I had to go to Liverpool years ago to do some work in Merseyside Police Headquarters. And we spent the journey listening to Jasper Carrot tapes - which included Magic Roundabout - YouTube[^]
Now in those days, the only way onto the Computer Floor was for someone there to summon the lift - the floor button had been removed. So we go up, and our contact meets us with a big grin - Dylan, his name was. And we couldn't explain why we collapsed laughing...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So I upgraded to Windows 10 and it killed all my IIS App Pools... does that mean I now have Deadpools?
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Not surprising for mee ... my start button was also killed in the process of upgrading from a perfect and fast Windows 7 x64 to a slow Win 10 but there is hope ... it seems that a clean install does not cause such damage, but I had no time to do that yet.
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Windows 10 is a "killer app". It kills all 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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WiganLatics wrote: So I upgraded downgraded to Windows 10 and it killed all my IIS App Pools... does that mean I now have Deadpools?
Fixed that for ya
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Buh duh bump chhhiiii
modified 5-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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** (gedit:23484): CRITICAL **: bacon_message_connection_free: assertion `conn != NULL' failed
 
Even the computers know it's essential.
Life is too shor
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What version of gEdit are you using?
EDIT: that method was removed in gEdit 2.31.2 and replaced with GDBus it seems.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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> gedit --version
gedit - Version 2.28.3
I only posted that for fun, it's not a problem. Our Linux machines are hidden in some catacombs a mile from here. We use X-clients on them and we have no root access. These messages are sometimes related to (1) some X-weirdness (2) some DBUS-weirdness.
Life is too shor
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It was removed in 2.31.2 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thanks, meanwhile I edited my comment above...
Life is too shor
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I once got an error message stating, and I quote, 'You are an retarded idiot' from a program I was testing. Complete with bad grammar. I reported the message, and boy was the development manager there pissed at the dev who put those messages in there. AFAIK that dev has been working at McDonalds since he got fired, as no one wants to hire him.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Days come and go, yeah, things happen and you try to find someone to blame. But who do you blame when you have no one to blame?
I mean i had some positive news this year, my 1y contract got set to a unlimited one, i got a new car (my first one) and it seemed to go with the flow up!
But my work load doubled since i lost my collegue (which was a freelancer) my first introduction of my software went bad cause everyone did what they wanted and i forgott to implement locks (multiuserrestrictions), my lady went throught a hard time during her masters this semester and we both went down a huge load of stress and had very little sleep. I had a problem with my knee which is still not better and seems to become a case for the hospital and an operation.
Then, the sun seemed to shine again, i got the car, we took it and on the way back someone hit the car of my lady with 30 kmh (we were in a stop and go traffic jam). Looked horrible and this morning my happiness about my new car went below 0, economical disaster, her car remains unrepairable and we have to look for a new one. She is still a student so we have not that much money since im the only one taking some home. Even worse, i bought an expensive car, bank loan + loan within the family has to be paid. My nerves are grounded. It all feels like a big joke now, the only question right now is who's gonna get depressed first, her or me.
Sorry to disturb you with all that but i needed some kind of relief now.
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Yes, life can throw some bad stuff at you. Your tale of woe reminds me of a period in my life many years ago. The only answer is to face it head on and work to resolve the problems, however long it may take. And let us hope that you and your girlfriend can support each other, if not financially, then at least emotionally. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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