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He might be using a water-powered calculator.  core dump[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ohh, is it more than a billion liters?
Hogan
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Ok, actually it was a year ago the day before yesterday. I moved out of the parental house to my own!
Before going to sleep yesterday it suddenly dawned on me how different my day was from a year ago.
A year ago my house was pretty empty, I was still tidying and cleaning up the place.
I did grocery shopping and I had no idea what I'd cook for myself.
Not to mention that I was in between jobs. I had taken Christmas off and I'd start at a new company in January.
The new job also meant a pay cut, but the new house meant a rise in costs. I had no idea how much money I'd have left at the end of the month...
That day, yesterday a year ago, was my first full day in my own house. Not a day with doubt or insecurity, but a day where everything was different nonetheless.
Now, a year later, my house is a little less empty, I'm not worrying about what I'll eat, I've got a cat, the house feels like home, and everything's going well at my new job.
Felt pretty good 
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Sander Rossel wrote: my house is a little less empty
Sure...  [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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WHAT THE!? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE? 
Oh, never mind. I just noticed the extension cord, that house can't be mine, what a mess!
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Wait until you have been there 20 years.
Congratulations on a good year. May they all be that way.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Wait until you have been there 20 years.
In 20 years I'll be living in a most luxurious villa, having wealth that will put Bill Gates to shame
Anyway, that's 20 years from now. I might have changed my name by then, so don't be surprised if you never hear from me
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It's the cat that does it: a house without a pet isn't a home...
Congratulations!
(And now you have it all sorted, it's time to move a lady in to change it all... )
P.S.: got any piccies of the cat?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: it's time to move a lady in to change it all
I tried, but all it got me was a restraining order 
OriginalGriff wrote: P.S.: got any piccies of the cat?
I have some few-month-old ones on FB.
Like this[^], this[^], and this[^]
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I think you're supposed to chat them up, not use Rohypnol!
Inquisitive kitty! 
Gardening is not your strong suit then?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: you're supposed to chat them up, not use Rohypnol!
Not sure if best or worst dating advice I ever got...
OriginalGriff wrote: Inquisitive kitty!
Only when the door is open... When I close it she wants to get back in asap. It's winter now and I'm not leaving the door open while she's outside... So she's not going outside
OriginalGriff wrote: Gardening is not your strong suit then?
It's a necessary evil. I got it with the house (and with 'got' I mean 'paid dearly').
I've sold the tiles and I hired someone to make a path. I only need to get the weeds out of the way and sow some grass... It doesn't look very neat, but at least it's now identifiable as a garden
But a little green in the back does look nice
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Fit a cat flap?
You can get them with RFID, so only your cat can use it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Excellent, now you can work on developing your humanity.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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My Xmas post is really bothering you, isn't it?
I'm sorry if I somehow offended you, that wasn't my intent.
Anyway, humanity never was my thing
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Sgt. Pepper taught his band to play…
Congrats but it's really the cats place he/she just allows you to stay.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Shhhh... Keep your voice down.
I don't want Nika to know
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Just saw that SQL code, and now I'm shaking...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Just saw that SQL code, and now I'm shaking...
It's like that most of the time 
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Same, my condition....
Trying to modify a query of a report and ex-colleague created. It's hell messy. Just can't understand what kind of coder he was. It's just freakin' messy 
Aah.. I'm shaking, and it's quite cold here, too
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Don't worry, you can always hand it over to somebody who understands it... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Can I send it to you?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Eh, sorry, but I'm a little busy right now... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It died today with Lemmy[^] (at least that's what he thought) 
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Sad news - saw Motorhead several times over the years, from '81 at Leeds Queens Hall to Glastonbury this year (where he looked very frail) - also saw him reunite with Hawkwind at their 30th anniversary gig at Brixton Academy.
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