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Wow, someone gave it a serious thought! Cool.
Real men generate heat and write through the stream[^] on the glass though. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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For a second I assumed the other type of bathroom; I used to keep a red pen for whiteboards in there, as the door was close by and works really well as a whiteboard.
So, as an alternative; there is an app that turns your phone into a recording machine (like sleep recorder does). Put it somewhere in a dry spot in the bathroom and explain your concepts or ideas loudly 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: explain your concepts or ideas loudly
People in apartments should be a bit careful from their neighbors, in particular if they are surrounded by techies. We should explain it in an obfuscated way. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: explain it in an obfuscated way
Oh come on! Most techies can't explain anything in a non-obfuscated way! 
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Enjoy with your family and loved ones, this new year brings you what ever you desire for...
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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Suvabrata Roy wrote: new year brings you what ever you desire for
She might object - she's never met me! 
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Licking may be involved, yes... 
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Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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Please stop, I don't want to know what OG will use his fingers for! 
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Those are thumbs, and I'd use them for [CENSORED], then [REDACTED] and with a little luck [EXCISED] [EXCISED] [EXCISED] [EXCISED] a couple of times. 
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That's pretty hot actually 
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Merry Christmas to all!!!
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Merry Christmas!
The quick brown ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.
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Merry Christmas to all
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Well, it's 1.5 hours until it's officially Xmas, but I'm probably not going to be sober enoug to post then, so:
Merry Xmas Chris & the team - thank you for the work that goes on that we don't notice - and just for making this place available to us all.
:santa:
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PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Thanks mate - have a good (and messy) one yourself.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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And no, it's not a Christmas song 
Jauz - Deeper Love[^]
A little dance music to get me going in the morning, afternoon and evening.
And a welcome change after all the Ghost I've been listening for the past few weeks
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Well, it was interesting to sample; I can get the same effect by drinking ten cups of strong coffee quickly.
Merry, Merry
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Nice, but I found too many breaks in the song, to really get into it. I like dance music that is not too herky jerky.
Was there some dubstep in there? I could be wrong.
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Slacker007 wrote: Nice, but I found too many breaks in the song
Listening to it again and I hear what you mean, never bothered me though.
The most important part for me is that they don't change the tempo and this song doesn't
Slacker007 wrote: Was there some dubstep in there? I could be wrong.
Nope, some gospel though
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So I've just handed my notice in, wrote it on a Christmas card, my boss laughed a lot and then asked for a proper version to give to HR. I have three months notice which would make my last day Maundy Thursday. Just got to get through Christmas to Easter and then I'm out of here.
I wanted to write a bit about my job seeking experience, but I'm afraid I can offer no advice or hope to those searching, I was lucky in that I was looking for a new job whilst still gainfully employed.
Like most people who have been somewhere for some time there were lots of things that irritated me about my job, the company, the people, but mostly little things, mostly that made me grumble and think about maybe doing something else but not enough to make me actually start to look.
Then one person tipped the balance, I had a week working from home and began searching job sites, I applied for a job, ticked the 'make my CV visible to recruiters' box, and within half an hour I had a call asking if I was interested in a different job. Sure I said, and within the day I had my first interview.
I applied for maybe a dozen jobs in total, I didn't get an interview for any of them, although I did have interviews for different jobs at two of the companies I applied to.
I interviewed at 8 companies in total, ignored calls from recruiters up to ten times a day, although did phone a few back if they left interesting voice mails. Most were irritating, a couple were really good people. I also received dozens of emails asking me to apply for jobs, some of them even got my name right.
The first interview was a nice place, slightly shorter drive, more money, fewer hours, they were not interested in taking it further because they didn't think I did well enough in the technical part of the interview. The agent phoned my a month or so later and said they still couldn't find anyone, she thought the were being too picky and was going to ask them to look at me again. I heard nothing more.
The second was out in the countryside, a small and chaotic company, I got the impression that the two blokes interviewing me were a couple. They were concerned that I was missing a skill they wanted and weren't prepared to pay what I wanted.
The third interview was a five minute drive from my house, I didn't like the place, or the bloke, then they gave me a 5 page written technical exam to do and said they'd be back in half an hour to mark it. So I spent half an hour on my phone then left when they came back.
The fourth was at a company with benefits like free coke, it was also next door to a Chinese restaurant, again a nice half hour drive through countryside and forest. This was a development team lead role, except they had recently relocated from Manchester, both existing devs were leaving in February and so it would be leading a team of none. I heard nothing more.
Then things suddenly got a bit mental, I ended up having 5 interviews in a four days, some of them second interviews.
I had a phone interview for a job in the center of Birmingham, then a second interview in person. Didn't get a great feeling for the place, and would have had to travel by train, but the bloke in charge was nicely jaded and highly cynical. Turned them down in the end, although I don't know if they were going to make an offer.
I had an interview with a company near Birmingham Airport that I had been to on a visit from a previous company around ten years earlier. They use a technology that not many people have ever heard of, let alone used, but I had so it was a good fit from that point of view. At the second interview they raised an interesting point, they asked how I could prove I could do the things I said I could. They wanted me to have a portfolio of emails or letters praising me or the work I had done. I don't know about the rest of you, but I work in a culture where that sort of thing doesn't happen. They went with someone else in the end, which did not concern me, I didn't really want to be doing that job although I understand they are extremely well regarded as a company and with what they do.
In the day before the first interview at this place I had seen the following joke;
What's your greatest strength?
I fall in love easily.
Er OK, what's your greatest weakness?
Those big blue eyes of yours.
Then when the woman interviewing asked me the question I just burst out laughing, which was unfortunate.
Then I has an interview in the same building as the one I had walked out of a few weeks earlier, although with a different company. This job I really wanted, very nice place, interesting work, good people I enjoyed interviewing with, 5 minutes drive from my house, and they don't work Fridays, also very good benefits. Unfortunately I didn't hear back from them, whilst you are still in with a chance somewhere recruiters are constantly on the phone then disappear completely once all hope is lost so I didn't bother chasing.
Which brings me to the job I have accepted.
I was contacted via LinkedIn by a recruiter, he had been charged to find someone who had experience of a technology he had never heard of and didn't find many people on LinkedIn who mentioned it. As chance would have it most of my job these last 5 years has been using that technology. Furthermore the company that provides it has sent a number of consultants over to work with me over the last few years, they have also sent them to work at the new place so people there knew me, and knew what I could do. After the initial face to face they wanted a quick phone followup where they had a consultant asking me questions, I had a consultant from the same company sitting with me at the time.
My first serious job out of university I got because an old school friend of mine worked there, my next (and current) job I got because a previous colleague had moved here a few years earlier. And with this new job it ended up being a similar setup, I think all I really had to do was turn up and not call anyone a sunshine and the job was mine.
So I can offer no advice on how to get a job, I still don't know, jobs keep finding me.
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: They use a technology that not many people have ever heard of, let alone used,
chriselst wrote: he had been charged to find someone who had experience of a technology he had never heard of and didn't find many people on LinkedIn who mentioned it. As chance would have it most of my job these last 5 years has been using that technology
It's Bing isn't it?
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Bing is a technology? 
I always assumed it was a blank page...
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