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Yet another contribution to the true spirit of Christmas (the commercial spirit).
(with apologies to Tom Lehrer)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The true Spirit of Christmas is Sloe Gin. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Personally, I'm partial to an Irish coffee made with single-malt Bushmill's.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Gawd! Ripping off the terminally stupid or "over-Christmassed".
I wish I'd thought of that... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: I wish I'd thought of that...
Yep, that was my conclusion too.
I know what I'll be doing next year.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: I know what I'll be doing next year.
Taking your dog to Tamworth?
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He might have been a complete bastard yesterday but there's no need to inflict Tamworth on him.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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More than 300 dogs, as well as a rabbit and a guinea pig...
Not a single cat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Not a single cat.
It's well known that cats hate Christmas - that's why they kick the sh*t out of the Christmas Tree... 
It's the guinea pig meeting Santa that worries me...
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What the hell is wrong with people?, this is obviously just a rip-off.
Wonder if Mother Easter would work?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Wonder if Mother Easter would work?
Doubt it but I'm sure that dogs would love a chance to chase the Easter Bunny!
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Don't they do that at dog tracks?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Depends on the Bunny[^]
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I was thinking of this one[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Don't they do that at dog tracks?
Well yeah, but why should greyhounds get all the fun?
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And santa is so pet friendly he wears bloody great thick gloves so he doesn't actually touch the animals.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Is anyone due to see it today?
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I think our old friend Dave is going, he's been salivating over it for weeeeeks!
veni bibi saltavi
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PompeyThree wrote: Is anyone due to see it today?
If she's prepared to show it to me then sure, I'll have a look.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I think that means 'no'.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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No.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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PompeyThree wrote: Is anyone due to see it today?
The boy went to see it with some mates just under 22 hours ago. Midnight screening then off for drinks until the trains started up again.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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What, the next Star Trek movie? I don't think it is out yet.
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If you were a true Trekkie you'd be dreading that film.
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PompeyThree wrote: If you were a true Trekkie
Then I am not. However, I'm sure I will enjoy the movie.
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