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After your years of practice shoveling it here, I'm not surprised you got the job.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Practice, practice, pratice...
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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When's the big mooove?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I think you mean steakholders. 
Wout
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I've been chased all around the place by the mother of the Hereford calf pictured but if you give them their space and do not have a dog you'll be OK.
They absolutely hate small dogs though - no idea why.
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If you’ve seen one bunch of shops, have you seen a mall?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Unless they're full of naked ladies and then it's a strip mall.
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You could have stored that comment elsewhere.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Once again, @OriginalGriff is using the Lounge as an outlet for his shopping of commentary upon his "Blue-Light Special[^]"* posts, of which we obligingly register a cart-full of 'em, all the while discounting ourselves as we sell our pride from the lowest digital shelf.
*A national department store here in America, K-Mart, would hold "blue-light special" sales by bringing a cart around that had a blue-light (not unlike on a police car) on a tall pole; they'd turn on the light and then announce the "blue light special" over the store speaker. Per the link above, looks like they're bringing it back; not that it'll help 'em much...
modified 6-Nov-15 13:49pm.
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Bad link - should be this[^].
I remember those blue-light specials with much fondness! Simpler times... <sigh>
/ravi
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My link works ... now! thx
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After reading this report[^] earlier in the week about the best countries to live in I decided to move to Iceland, which came second, didn't want to seem pretentious by going for the first.
I've spent the rest of the week searching for jobs, but they only seem to want people to work on tills, stack shelves, or a few van drivers. 
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Would New Zealand be a thing ?
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You get extra points if you look like a hobbit!
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I'd LOVE to work for WETA workshop... but my skills revolve around completely different subjects 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Me too 
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I'm right there with ya. If you aren't happy where you are at, then it is worth a shot. You only live once.
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It gets worse than that[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Why is the USA in this list?
As far as I know (at least the Netherlands and the Scandinavian countries) all get free or very cheap schooling, are insured for just about any calamity, have low crime rates, get quite a bit of free days a year, and then some.
Of course I can't speak for Americans, but I had expected it a little lower on the list.
This list[^] about happiness shows another image of the world 
Regarding your choice, I've been to Iceland and to Norway.
Both beautiful countries, but I'd be pretentious and go to Norway! 
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Yeah, the USA made most people go 'what?' I think.
Most of the top ten seem to be colder countries.
I'll be honest, I just made the post for the joke, realising it would only make sense to those in the UK, see my reply to the post above this.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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