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Sometimes nothing is more bizarre then the news...CBC News
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Halloween night: The Scarecrow assaults the Tinman, then runs off with the Cowardly Lion. Dorothy and company stay behind.....Police say alcohol 'might' have been involved. You think? Did CP let the hamsters out for the night?
Ken
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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It started with a straw man argument...
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I just went to a Microsoft website for one of the many profiles I have (Outlook, MVA, MCP, Support, Profile, disaster  ) and I got the following message:
"Please click the Microsoft account icon [SIGN OUT] to sign in or create a Microsoft account."
Oops, they did it again! 
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Sander Rossel wrote: SIGN OUT
Ah, that thing is self aware...
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If patience is a virtue, why can't "hurry the f*ck up" be a virtue as well?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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If by "hurry the f*ck up" you mean punctuality, why yes, it is a virtue.
Unfortunately, it's never been one associated with computer hardware or software.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Because, it is not, even you were not patient when you wrote it!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Perhaps because cursing and demanding another perform in accordance to your self-fabricated expectations is not considered virtuous?
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Because that's a requirement.
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Though of the day is cancelled for today, due to the need to take Herself to the Dentist for a routine checkup. A process involving deceit, subterfuge, handcuffs, a cattle prod, and a rolled up carpet.
She really doesn't like dentists, and I'm suffering from the trauma involved. And a bleeding from my eardrums.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: A process involving deceit, subterfuge, handcuffs, a cattle prod, and a rolled up carpet.
So - a typical night out in Swansea, then? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You could have just said, "I am feeling thoughtful", which would have sufficed. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I'm not - I'm feeling battered, mentally scarred, and thoughtless... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Being thoughtless is being thoughtful in itself. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Do dentists like their pasta al dente? 
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I'm glad you posted that!
The blog you posted recently has a problem - the images don't show in the moderation queue.
Can you have a quick look at it? I'd have added a message there, but there is no message area for "pending" blogs, unlike articles and tips.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I know, the problem is they aren't actually images!
It's LaTeX which is apparently interpreted as image in my feed...
I'm leaving work now, so I'll have a look at it in an hour or so 
Going to make it LaTeX on here too and then figure out if I can change my blogs feed so I don't have to do this every time... 
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Now that's a thought of the day! 
My article also got deleted (due to missing images), was afraid it would be gone forever.
Luckily there's a draft still available
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Sander Rossel wrote: Do dentists like their pasta al dente?
Is there any other way to eat pasta?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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OriginalGriff wrote: She really doesn't like dentists
Well, does anyone really like dentists? I consider a dentist's chair as a guillotine.
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I'm not fond of them, but...she has been known to escape through the window in the Ladies before now. Which doesn't sound too bad, except it's not on the ground floor...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've no issues with Dentists - its a case of jumping in the chair, letting them get on with it and then leave.
I'm firmly of the opinion this fear of dentists is a type of learnt mass hysteria. I think loads of peeps report hating dentists coz its socially acceptable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_fear[^]
Bryce
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