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Brown nose!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You're not going to get a rise out of me with a crumby pun - oven if you try again
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Well burn me!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Just a thought, but if he stored his wares in a timber structure at the bottom of his garden would it be a Redhead bread shed?
It goes without saying
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OriginalGriff wrote: If a redhead gets a job as a baker, does that make him a ginger bread man?
Faarrrkkkk off you Welsh bastard. We're Ranga's and would be brewers or distillers, never bakers.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Resistance is voltage divided by the current.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Only when you have a short.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Watt is your current view?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Only when he's conducting.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Was trying to think of an ohm saying. Apparently you have a capacitor for it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Resistors are futile: you will be integrated.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CDP1802 wrote: We are the Borg
FTFY
Assembly is futile, you will be compiled.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"We are the Borg" is correct: We are the Borg[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You are an efficient rectifier.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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There was an old Popular Electronics cartoon of a spouse at the store to buy "an apple fritter and rectal frier"
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Played by Gal Gadot (also plays WW in 'Batman vs Superman - Dawn of Justice', releasing this year).
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She's being played by a woman? Scandalous lack of diversity. I'll be boycotting for sure!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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All the bad guys are male, if that helps you change your mind. Else you will be sorely missed.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Call Bruce Transgenner. She'll/He'll take the part.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I'm sure the film will attract small enough crowds as it is.
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Can't wait... For Batman vs Superman at least. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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