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You're right; I'm wrong...
But it's all Greek to me! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only until his voice went hoarse.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Article headline and "gotcha" for the National Enquirer (and suchlike rags):
SOME McDONALDS EMPLOYEES NOW MAKING SIX FIGURES PER HOUR IN CALIFORNIA!!!
Some shift managers are earning up to $10.27 per hour at McDonalds!
After all, "$10.27" is six figures, isn't it?
Go figure: "$" and "." are figures, as are the "cents" portion (27) of the salary.
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Maybe they're getting paid in Iranian Rials, $10.27 would be ~305635 Rials.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How many rials does it take to buy a Ruby? Can Ruby buy rubies with rials, or would she be run out of town on rails?
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B. Clay Shannon wrote: How many rials does it take to buy a Ruby?
By the hour?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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$000010.27 
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Don't be shy, pile up a few more zeros! 
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..how about organizing those OTD's in their own forum? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I think that is the best idea I have heard all week, both personally, and professionally.
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I down-voted you; this should be in its own forum!!!!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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But why? We have only about 16 topics in the Longue for the past 8 hours. How may forums to open for these 16 threads?
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Here's a clue "Your PC will restart several times. Sit back and relax."
Except of course that's sideways because they decided to put it on my Portrait monitor rather than my Landscape... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did you click on a strange thing in the notifications section of the task bar?
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No, I edited the registry and told it to pull it's damn finger out...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Your PC will restart several times
Re wiring your house?
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Visiting some of "those" sites?
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"This afternoon"?
This is an overnight job. Seriously, start it, walk away...
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Word of the day; Is this you? IntexticatedNew version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Got
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Got it on the first take a load off Anne of Green Gable played Rhett Butler did it in the kitchen cups concupiscent curds and whey to gorillas in the mistake and eggs benedict arnold toynbee in your bonnet is a hoodlumbago.j. Simpson of a guns and rose maddox in a row to hoedown yonder in the Bayou country, but you don't mess around with Jim Croce
sang I've Got
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This really needs a downvote button! Total gibberish! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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I have a feeling that might be the point. Still, the subject remains the same - just ignore if it offends you.
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So I started working for a new company in San Diego 3 1/2 months ago. I'm working as a contractor for another month or so, then I come in full time. I really love this new company.
However, my actual employer is out of Boston. They are a firm that supplies developers to other companies. Since the day I started their on-line timesheet app has not worked. Entires are not saved, various issues entering job code, etc..
Finally it stopped working altogether. Now, when I click the link I get an error page showing
"Object reference not set to an instance of an object."
My first thought was someone didn't null check a references. Should be a fairly easy fix.
That was 4 weeks ago.
In the meantime I have been tracking my hours in Excel and sending that in and they enter it for me. They've finally screwed up my pay... Mailed me a check and then direct deposited TWICE the amount the following week... I was paid TWICE for the same week.
Finally, yesterday I get an email from the main contact there which she was forwarding from their IT tech support:
Hey Mary,
I tried logging in with his credentials. Please have him try the following.
Username = kevin@blahblah.com
Password = GXXXXXXXXXXX (capital G)
Let me know please!
The email address and password WERE SENT IN THE CLEAR in an email!!!!!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
modified 12-Aug-15 11:04am.
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Kevin Marois wrote: They've finally screwed up my pay... Mailed me a check and then direct deposited TWCIE the amount the following week... I was paid TWCIE for the same week.
I fail to see what the problem is... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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