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If JavaScript is path to dark side, would jQuery be the devil? What would Angular.js be and what role would be played by Modernizr?
When C# seems to look like JavaScript, you should get some rest. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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jQuery, Angular, Modernizr, what-have-you... All Sith Lords of course! 
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There is beauty in the language. To me it feels like when you get sour lemons you make tasty lemonade.
Have you encountered this[^]?
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Perhaps I should read it sometime 
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One word:
Dart[^]
Next project
Marc
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I've been meaning to check out Dart! And TypeScript! 
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Any swear words towards JavaScript and the post receives an upvote from Agent_007. 
Sander Rossel wrote: The worst part is that when I switch to C# it looks so much like JavaScript
Seriously? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Agent__007 wrote: Any swear words towards JavaScript and the post receives an upvote from Agent_007.
Agent__007 wrote: Seriously?
Same syntax and all...
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If I have 10 slices of bacon and you take 5, what do you have?
That's right! A broken hand and a black eye.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As I'm a 3XL and you are an M, I would say a good catch...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You know size doesn't matter...
Well, the size of the bacon does! 
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An opportunity to gift you with the 5 pieces?
Unfortunately, my liver does not like bacon or other fatty foods and I don't like how it makes me feel, so I tend to avoid it.
For those that do enjoy it, I am happy for you.
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A serious criminal case on your hands
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As promised I got my CodeProject t-shirt...
There is a tiny problem - it's a size of M (I'm more like a 3XL)  , but no worries, my wife loves the color!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Then why did you ask for M? I also did, and my "M" size fits lovely.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was ashamed of my size
(or maybe Sean is dyslectic...
from my email: "Wow! Thank you... I'm 3XL (even I try not to be )")
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I am not overweight, I am under tall.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Too
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Thankfully the shortest day of the year is passing. The day at my latitude is only 9hrs 34 mins long.
I hope all you good people in the bottom of the globe[^] are enjoying the extra daylight because I want it back.
Some of you at the very bottom must be having a long day,
So Im interested to see whose got the longest day today or just long it is (the day that is.. Out of the gutter )
modified 21-Jun-15 5:18am.
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there I was, reading this and thinking "he's nuts" - but then I saw your map/projection
(only thing is, the magpie season cometh !!!)
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Which means eyes painted on the back of your head I presume. They not too common here.
The father in law got attached once while out for a cycle ride. He went home got the gun and blow the nest to pieces.
modified 21-Jun-15 5:23am.
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yes - and where I live (as opposed to where I was born) they are rather protective of what we'd call 'feral pests' at home ... (that and being able to shoot from a moving racing bike is a tad difficult)
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I read that wrong!
I thought you said the day was 9 minutes 34 seconds long - 23 hours 50 mins of darkness. :brrrrr:
Glad I was wrong!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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