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I'm not sure I'm getting your point -
Andy Brummer wrote: I don't know of a library to replicate that functionality. - so you think it could be of use for something?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he laid the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away." "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!" With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador retriever. The Retriever went right to work, sniffing and prodding, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said, "Bark".
The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, which also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room. The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went berserk. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!"
The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..."
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No. It's so bad that it's actually bad...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...and so old..
Marc
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Ah! But the old ones are the best!
Except in this case, obviously...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...and so reposted...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: ...and so reposted...
Exactly!
Marc
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Four times, within one year? Too much.
Salaries don't increase like that
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That's what I kept telling my satellite TV provider, until I cancelled.
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Like the hot worm brunette in the last picture can't get a male worm!
But wait, aren't worms hermaphrodite?
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oh, that's great one
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Why would anyone connect the entertainment systems to the flight controls? Bad design, I'd say.
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Exactly what I was thinking!
Perhaps someone accidentally connected the red wire to the blue wire?
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Boeing issued a statement saying they do isolate the systems.
"[Boeing said] IFE systems on commercial airplanes are isolated from flight and navigation systems.
"While these systems receive position data and have communication links, the design isolates them from the other systems on airplanes performing critical and essential functions," Boeing said in a statement provided by spokesman Doug Adler."
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/05/17/hacker-sideways-chris-roberts-fbi-united/27492409/
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He "wiggled and squeezed" the box under the seat??? From the IFE he was able to hack into the main computer system? I suppose it's possible.
Marc
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When it first published I thought he's a simple idiot - now I know he's a total mental case!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Mental cases cause mental tension to the others
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Well at least he's a 'mental case' with a big mouth.
Imagine if he did not have a big mouth, that could be much more of a concern.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I'm a mental case. This fellow is a fool. For which there is no known treatment.
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That's a variation on the hacks at Target and other places that used the same network for the cash registers and HVAC equipment.
They hacked into the HVAC company which had low (to no) security and rode it into access to the cash registers/credit card scanners.
Being cheap to a fault.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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