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CDP180210-Apr-15 2:47

CDP1802

10-Apr-15 2:47

And what about Kong?

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Corporal Agarn10-Apr-15 2:53

Corporal Agarn

10-Apr-15 2:53

Hey take it to the Soapbox Big Grin | :-D

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

HobbyProggy10-Apr-15 2:55

HobbyProggy

10-Apr-15 2:55

That prefix was Donkey Cool | :cool:

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Slacker00710-Apr-15 2:22

Slacker007

10-Apr-15 2:22

Cool beans. Thanks for posting this. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Random words

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson10-Apr-15 0:42

10-Apr-15 0:42

If I post a paragraph of random words with the CP url in them will Chris pay me money?

There must be someone willing to pay, I can't see all these "new" members doing it for fun

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

OriginalGriff10-Apr-15 0:59

OriginalGriff

10-Apr-15 0:59

Maybe they are funded by StackOverflow? Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Corporal Agarn10-Apr-15 2:35

Corporal Agarn

10-Apr-15 2:35

aardvark

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

CDP180210-Apr-15 2:49

CDP1802

10-Apr-15 2:49

sasquatch

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson10-Apr-15 3:49

10-Apr-15 3:49

Jabberwocky

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

CDP180210-Apr-15 4:37

CDP1802

10-Apr-15 4:37

oozlefinch[^]

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson10-Apr-15 4:55

10-Apr-15 4:55

Snipe

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

HobbyProggy10-Apr-15 2:57

HobbyProggy

10-Apr-15 2:57

ripdipflipshiptrip ?

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Cornelius Henning10-Apr-15 3:02

Cornelius Henning

10-Apr-15 3:02

You have lost me. I don't understand a bluddy word of this thread. Maybe I should stop trying to find logic here? Or maybe I'm too much of a Sunshining elephant? Laugh | :laugh:

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson10-Apr-15 3:50

10-Apr-15 3:50

Have you tried looking for yourself down the back of the sofa? It is where I usually find things I have lost

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Cornelius Henning10-Apr-15 6:00

Cornelius Henning

10-Apr-15 6:00

No! That is where I keep my stash of stupid pills. I've had enough of those for today. D'Oh! | :doh:

Eddy Vluggen10-Apr-15 3:03

Eddy Vluggen

10-Apr-15 3:03

Not for the words.

You can get paid for posting links to sites, or to visit sites.

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

LG Nexus 5 camera lens

dan!sh 9-Apr-15 22:43

dan!sh

9-Apr-15 22:43

So I was reading about magnetic and clip based add-on lens for LG Nexus 5 and found a few. There were issues mentioned like delays in focus and not being a true fish eye lens. I understand these things can never replace a proper camera but I still want to get one.

Does anyone here uses such add-on lens? Any recommendations? (Cheaper the better)

Mark_Wallace9-Apr-15 22:50

Mark_Wallace

9-Apr-15 22:50

Loads of clip-on lenses here[^], but camera specs might as well be in a different language, for me; I don't have a clue what's good or not good.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

dan!sh 9-Apr-15 23:46

dan!sh

9-Apr-15 23:46

Just ordered on for USD 7.77. It is really cheap so not really sure about quality. But who doesn't like new toys?

And they are shipping it to South Africa for free!

Mark_Wallace10-Apr-15 2:11

Mark_Wallace

10-Apr-15 2:11

d@nish wrote:
Just ordered on for USD 7.77

Unbelievable, isn't it?

What happens is that everyone on the way adds 60% (because they deserve much more profit than the guys who do all the work, obviously), and it ends up in the shops for USD50+.

It's not the fastest delivery service, though. I had to wait over a month for one of the items I ordered from there.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!