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0) Look at the top of this page. It's pretty clear that this isn't the place for questions. Learn to pay attention!
2) Try here instead: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^]
3) Don't post us a link to your file: post the relevant fragments as part of your question. Make life easier for people to help you and you get a better response. Be too damn lazy, and we can't be bothered to help you either.
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you need to set the timeout on the client, its easy just open up the register on the client and change the Internet timeout for your app, it can be a pain to do every computer on the planet but can cheat and only do the two that are actually going to access your site
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: can cheat and only do the two that are actually going to access your site
That many? 
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your revised post actually make more sense than your original
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I was disappointed this year. There was not one genuinely funny April's fool gag. They were all very same-y as well - most of them were video ads for some silly product, well polished, but simply not funny.
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I dunno - I quite liked the "Playstation 4 Flow" and the "Google Panda"!
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I quite like the CERN one
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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It could have been a bit better - it was too obvious it was a Star Wars AF joke.
I liked the footnote: "Sources close to the Data Centre later revealed that these were not the droids they were looking for."
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I think one from saying "sorry but we seems to have made a small hole in the fabric of the universe, but don't panic I am sure we can patch it or bung it up or something" would have ben good
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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My car insurance billed me €0.00
I'm not sure how funny that is. Normally I'd laugh, but as an April's Fool joke it just doesn't seem as funny.
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Pay it! That's a lot cheaper than they charge me every year!
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ed welch wrote: most of them were video ads for some silly product
Yep, but I liked Galaxy BLADE[^] and Playstation Flow.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I'm with you. None of them were funny.
Now that everyone does them, they are old. Boring. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It was my daughter's last day at school before Easter yesterday, her teacher told them all to sit down, get their pencils ready , not touch the paper on their desks, not to speak, they were having a test on the term they had just completed, and anyone breaking the rules would be sent to the head.
They all sat looking flustered, worried they hadn't known, hadn't revised, she told them to turn the papers over and begin.
Each one said, of course, APRIL FOOL
That was a good joke, aimed at children, which is where they belong.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You're obviously looking in the wrong places. The UK papers had a good and varied crop with Ed Milliband dying his hair blond in order to court fans of Boris Johnson in the upcoming election being my personal favourite with Jeremy Clarkson joining a fossil fuel divestment campaign running it a close second. Surely Nature proving that dragons exist at least tickled your funny bone? No? Well, perhaps you'll find BBC's 10 stories that looked like April Fools but weren't a bit more to your liking then? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32144005[^]
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Cash lost in 'em! (4, 8)
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Well done!
You are up tomorrow.
Why the question mark? SLOT MACHINES is an anagram of LOSE CASH IN 'EM!
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I wasn't sure, but now that you mention the anagram I realize I've seen it before.
I'm on holiday tomorrow, you may continue tomorrow 
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Nope: it doesn't work like that! 
If you can't do it tomorrow, the rules say "don't enter" - but if you want to do one today and send it to me, I'll post it for you tomorrow!
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Jacquers wrote: you may continue tomorrow
ROFL!! 
But as Griff said, it doesn't work that way. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I did not realize I am now in charge, thx. Mwhahahahaha
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Sure you are, but remember if you set it too difficult to get solved, you will have to do it again on the next day.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Just like I did for today!
I liked yesterdays clue - I thought someone would get it.
But then, I thought todays would last a little longer 
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