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I thought these [^] were the first tablets.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I dunno... I doubt the first set had hinges.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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What, God can't even make hinges?
What a cr@ppy god.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The tablet was version 1.0 - simplicity
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Ah! So you mean those are the Beta Test Commandments? Explains a lot...
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They didn't pass UAT
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Yup, and when they closed automatically, you had to move fast, or they'd have your fingers off.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The first set was destroyed shortly after completion. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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True, on to V2.0
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: True, on to V2.0
Cool!
How about we start with:
Thou shalt not nick thine neighbour's smartphone!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is number seven
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Those?! They're just a cheap Occidental knock-off!
(The originals were written in Hebrew, and produced in the Middle East )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Those?! They're just a cheap Occidental knock-off!
Nah, the first knock-off tablet made in China was the ipad.
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Are negative numbers just depressed?
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Or repressed when there's a minus strike?
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A positive association?
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... With guys who work at negative altitude, no doubt.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are negative numbers just depressed?
No, but the keys used to type them are.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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At their root they are imaginary so who cares what their psychological state is.
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.
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Well, its safe to say they are not THAT positive.
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No, they're being rational about it. Comes natural to those integers, I guess.
So, negative is not always depressing. Simply imagine a negative fine, that would be fine, wouldn't it? Or would you be rather the depressing kind that calls that a negative?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You positive?
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