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Daryl - he has a crossbow and knows how to use it.... "Dinner!".
[Edit: Having thought more about it, I have decided Carol is the hardest!]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: Carol is the hardest
Strangely hot. 
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Karel Čapek wrote: So, who is harder,
Karel Čapek wrote: My money goes to Rick.
I don't even want to know. 
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Ah, would I be correct in thinking that my usage of 'harder' has the correct meaning in blighty and only one, crude meaning here?
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All I'm saying is that you are putting your money on the "man" that is harder, that is all. What you do with your money is none of my business. 
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Blocked so don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Chuck Norris just had Rick Grimes read this post to him after Rick Grimes had made Chuck a sandwich and fetched a cold beer from the fridge for Chuck.
Does that answer your question?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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More likely Rick bit his throat out and killed him for even asking the question.
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If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a B*llsh*t?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Old but chuckle worthy. 
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How will we know? You left some of the letters out
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Further, this should happen here[^].
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Or here[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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According to Google pictures you simply end up with an ugly mutt.
..after a few pictures, I'd have to say that it might be a good description.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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From Google+:
Hi, I need help with a bridge building project for a client. I've inexplicably been commissioned to build a bridge across The Delaware, despite the fact that I have no experience or any idea where to start. What's worse is, I have so little understanding that I don't fully appreciate the scale of the job I've been asked to do. Could someone give me step by step instructions and possibly provide me with some schematics? I've built bridges out of Lego before so how hard can it be? Thanks.
Thanks for the feedback everyone. My client says he wants something like The Golden Gate Bridge, only in blue and much shorter. Although that could change.
I have a pretty tight deadline so I'll need to get started on the welding straight away - those blueprints would come in handy if anyone has them. Do you think this sounds like a one man job or should I hire a spot welder? The budget is pretty tight but I might be able to stretch it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Proceless!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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I do like this response
lol, well we can build the bridge, but first, have you ever drawn a giraffe on a wall using crayons?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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How would a wall use crayons? 
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I have this bridge in Brooklyn you could buy and simply put it in place. Should work as a stop-gap measure. :shrug:
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It would work if they just used agile and scrum. They need to simply start welding steel together and pouring concrete. Any problems can be fixed in their next sprint and they'll be done when they're done.
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The sad part is that I'm not even sure if he's joking!
Although his good spelling and grammar make me think it's a joke 
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Um LEE STONE(WALL)man?
Yes, it's a joke, but one that lots of people can take part in.
Kudos to the guy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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