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Sure it's not transgressions in this life? 
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Chris Maunder wrote: Is it just me or am I being targeted for transgressions in a past life?
The fabled lost planet Magrathea... whale... appearing 100 miles above ground... crashing to the surface...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oh no. Not again.
(You mustn't forget the bowl of Petunias)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Aha! Nobody forgets the bowl of Petunias! 
Oh, wait - wrong show.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Watch it! I have a Comfy Chair...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Take careful note of the advertisers and be sure to never ever use their product or service.
Likewise, not any commercial vehicles that insist on driving in front of you at ridiculously low speeds in non-passable areas, and don't use their services, either.
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Our two-man team is trialling InteGREAT. It has complete end-to-end management, but the key features that we like are the ability to auto-generate key documents such as the requirements spec and data dictionary, and that it syncs the backlog with visual studio online.
Does anyone know of any credible competitors that have these key features?
Many thanks
Ian
modified 12-May-15 9:37am.
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End to end. Management.
How will I ever get rid of the picture that appeared when I read that?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: How will I ever get rid of the picture that appeared when I read that?
Try disInteGREAT your mind...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What are you talking about? I just drank a whole bottle of Mindbl... Mind... Mmmm... Whatever.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ian, you need to be careful here. You don't have a history of posting in the lounge so it would be easy for people to view this message as spam. As you didn't just join today, I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt. Others might not, though.
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Took the words right out of my mouth keyboard 
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Thanks for your forgiveness and leniency
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So was it you that results in a 'Posted spam or abusive message' on my 'reputation'? The way things are going it might be the last thing i ever post.
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No, it wasn't. I did say I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
How many points was the abuse vote?
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What's wrong with InteGREAT?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not that much, but maybe there's something better..slicker...a bit more intuitive
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If it's only the two of you, a white board and a large bottle of Gordon's should do!
veni bibi saltavi
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We have that but want to produce something more professional for the stakeholders. I don't think a whiteboard photo will cut it!
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Notepad
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Seems my weather service is predicting the end of the world.
Morning: cloudy
Afternoon: brightening
Evening: N/A
Night: N/A
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Always a bright lining before the apocalypse end 
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I would listen to Bloodred Skies (Judas Priest)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 12-May-15 9:19am.
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Sorry to spoil your fun but its probably some bad javascript -
if (typeof(data.weatherEvening) == 'undefined') document.getElementById('#eveningdiv').innerHtml = 'N/A'
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