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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter18-May-15 1:00

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

18-May-15 1:00

I see that you went for the gallon, straight...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

CHill6018-May-15 1:01

CHill60

18-May-15 1:01

Plzz - U onleee no tht becoz uve seen qstns in QA bout sharepint psted by wkers*

*wkers="Workers" obviously

Sascha Lefèvre18-May-15 3:32

Sascha Lefèvre

18-May-15 3:32

kkthxbb

(suggested as new reporting option)

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson

Duncan Edwards Jones18-May-15 2:34

Duncan Edwards Jones

18-May-15 2:34

A liquidity crisis.

Richard Deeming18-May-15 3:36

Richard Deeming

18-May-15 3:36

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
And pint is measured in Imperial or US?

Imperial, obviously. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

1 US liquid pint = 0.83 imperial pints - that's just the 'merkins trying to overcharge you for their beer.

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

User 842018-May-15 5:35

User 8420

18-May-15 5:35

Richard Deeming wrote:
that's just the 'merkins trying to overcharge you for their beer.

Except for the fact that the US pint was the same as the imperial pint until 1824 when the Brits increased the size of the imperial gallon / quart / pint in a last ditch effort to stay relevant. Poke tongue | ;-P

Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

Richard Deeming18-May-15 6:08

Richard Deeming

18-May-15 6:08

Bah! Enough of your logic. More beer! Big Grin | :-D

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

User 842018-May-15 6:16

User 8420

18-May-15 6:16

Agreed! I'll have an imperial pint please! Beer | [beer]

Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

WSO CCC OTD

Pirate Guy17-May-15 22:14

Pirate Guy

17-May-15 22:14

I had almost forgotten.. Have this easy one top off my head:

Make money (4)

I ain't got no signature.

OriginalGriff17-May-15 22:23

OriginalGriff

17-May-15 22:23

Just a guess: COIN?
To coin a phrase, coins are money?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Pirate Guy17-May-15 22:28

Pirate Guy

17-May-15 22:28

Wow, that was quick!

You are up tomorrow. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

I ain't got no signature.

OriginalGriff17-May-15 22:40

OriginalGriff

17-May-15 22:40

I was hoping I was wrong!
(That's not very cryptic! Laugh | :laugh:

)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Pirate Guy17-May-15 22:50

Pirate Guy

17-May-15 22:50

OriginalGriff wrote:
That's not very cryptic!

Isn't it a double definition?

To be honest, I read a similar one a few years back and it's one of those I like the most*. But not able to find it at the moment.

* Ok, you can hit me now! D'Oh! | :doh:

I ain't got no signature.

CDP180217-May-15 22:30

CDP1802

17-May-15 22:30

I would say the same, luckily you have answered first.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

XKCD OTD

OriginalGriff17-May-15 21:48

OriginalGriff

17-May-15 21:48

http://xkcd.com/1526/[^]

Argh...brain...seizing up...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

MQOTD

V.17-May-15 21:11

17-May-15 21:11

Movie Quote Of The Day

You have a face... Como un burro.

Which movie?

V.

(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

HobbyProggy17-May-15 21:25

HobbyProggy

17-May-15 21:25

Chinese workforce

if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

RUs12317-May-15 21:26

RUs123

17-May-15 21:26

Pero es que un burro esponjosa?

Michael Martin17-May-15 21:26

Michael Martin

17-May-15 21:26

Sarah Jessica Parker - The Movie.

Michael Martin
Australia

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

Stefto17-May-15 21:27

Stefto

17-May-15 21:27

ENGLISH! do you speak it?! the movie

Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter17-May-15 21:29

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

17-May-15 21:29

Donkey Xote

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Sampath Sridhar18-May-15 0:35

Sampath Sridhar

18-May-15 0:35

My Mother's Boyfriend?

Simon_Whale18-May-15 0:48

Simon_Whale

18-May-15 0:48

Maggie Thatcher the movie

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

Daniel Pfeffer18-May-15 1:27

Daniel Pfeffer

18-May-15 1:27

The good, the bad, and the ugly?

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill