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No problem finding the printer(s), no problem previewing... grrrrrr...
Will Rogers never met me.
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it keeps you so busy all day you don't have time into the CP Lounge.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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1) it keeps you so busy all day you don't have time into the CP Lounge.
2) you need all that time to patch the worst bugs and never improve anything
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's all a question of priorities... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Martian[^]
Based on a true story yet to happen? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It does indeed - November, eh? Hmmm...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I Don't know. 
It will probably have a happy ending.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: It will probably have a happy ending.
Matt Damon dies? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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He takes Justin Bieber with him?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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RyanDev wrote: Matt Damon dies?
What else could be called a happy ending?
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Brittle1618 wrote: What else could be called a happy ending?
Something that could not be discussed in the lounge 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Since it could bot be, we gotta cheer on these average type of "happy endings"
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: So McGyver in space!!!
Yeah that was my thoughts also!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Flippy Bit[^]
So, you know your hex-binary conversions, yes? But can you do them quickly?
23 is my best...annoyingly simple "one-more-go" game.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hahaha, talk about timing... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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"the FilmBar cinema in Phoenix reported takings of just $9, meaning only one person bought a ticket."
Either that or it was a full house, but most it went to Jack Warner for "safekeeping"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Movie review not merely ham-fisted, but pork-shouldered, bacon-wristed, and sausage-elbowed
That person must have been a CPian, who read this review.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Emj[^]
A programming language based on emoji.
Why?!?!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: Why?!?!
As my teenage kids like to say, because we can.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Don't lose all faith. At the time of this posting there's only one contributor and no one seems interested.
It must have something to do with natural selection
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Found this interesting series of blogs about a subject I used to know something about (inorganic chemistry) - thought some of them might be of interest...
boom
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