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Oh, I didn't think he was a spammer. Just wanted to try out the humors.
I need the upvotes for my coming coup to take over CP, so I though the humors might get me over the top in the election.
Me, for the next president of CP!! I run a great campaign, dont I?
A joke in every Lounge is my promise.
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Just had a look at your profile and I'm contemplating the pertinency of an apparent JavaScript disciple as CP president... 
Recursion: see Recursion.
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manchanx wrote: an apparent JavaScript disciple
That is terribly rude of you.
Terribly.
I started out in C++ and moved to C# and only enjoy JavaScript as a learning / teaching language.
It's nice for learners because you don't have to teach them all that compiler crap.
I definitely can see your point though.
Ugh! JavaScript developers are a lot like...yes...VB programmers.
We all know it's true.
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As a VB programmer I'm offended! Nothing wrong with a little VB from time to time.
It does everything C# does. In the hands of the wrong developer both languages are absolutely horrible.
JavaScript, on the other hand, is horrible even in the hands of a good developer 
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As someone who has to use Fortran, I want to hate you all. But with all the little smiley faces, how can I?
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firegryphon wrote: As someone who has to use Fortran
What's a museum worker doing on CodeProject? 
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Passing the time till I have to mop the floors. Either that or designing interplanetary trajectories. Who knows which. 
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newton.saber wrote: A joke in every Lounge is my promise.
Stick to CP Lounge tradition, though -- only one funny joke per year.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is true. Too much funny would make these propeller-heads in here blow up because of the illogic.
"That does not compute! That does not compute! I've parsed your "joke" and it does not make logical sense, sir. How could a duck stay on the guy's head as he walks in the bar-room door?"  (developer falls over)
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Prefix your search strings with the term "unity3d" and you'll find loads. They also have a fantastic set of tutorials at unity3d.com to help you get started.
I've been having a blast learning it myself, doing it as stress relief after work instead of watching TV or playing video games. A very rich, very flexible feature set that I'm finding so easy to learn and use, that its really fun in and of itself.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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as a remote control: Set to kill![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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..starting to look very spammy in here.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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There's no "Buy Now" button!
Why is there no "Buy Now" button!?!
I WANT A "BUY NOW" BUTTON!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The "Buy Now" button doesn't work!
Why doesn't the "Buy Now" button work!?!
I WANT THE "BUY NOW" BUTTON TO WORK!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Phase Space[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did you use a really, really teeny-tiny can opener?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, a fork.
He eats them like spaghetti; it's on youtube.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'll see your phase space and raise you a phasor[^]. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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φ[^]
Software Zen: delete this;
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"Phase IV and Phase IV+ (1982). Phase IV was released initially to RSX-11 and VMS systems, later TOPS-20, TOPS-10, ULTRIX, VAXELN, and RSTS/E gained support" -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DECnet[^]
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Seem to have lost the voting option, was there a memo I missed or what?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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What voting option?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In the lounge you can only upvote a comment. It's the green up arrow on the left of a comment, that shows up when you mouse over a comment.
You can still vote on articles, etc.
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