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Johnny J. wrote: I get an image in my mind of a bus where all the seats have been replaced by toilet stools,
Actually, that is the image on the bus you linked to. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Imagine filling up.. Unleaded, Super Unleaded, Diesel, LPG and Organic..
Definitely need those disposable gloves before touching the nozzle 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Lee Kuan Yew, the statesman who transformed Singapore from a small port city into a wealthy global hub, has died at the age of 91.
The city-state's prime minister for 31 years, he was widely respected as the architect of Singapore's prosperity.
You cannot criticise what he did*, a life long believer in "one man, one vote"** and the architect of a fine*** city state.
* Well you can, if you like prison food.
** He was the man.
*** You could get fined for ANYTHING!
veni bibi saltavi
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Internet Explorer Cologne[^]
What.
The.
F***?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Gets rid of that code smell
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Well, Prolly needs to take a shower then. That's just gross.
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Yea, they were kidding you.
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You didn't quite understand the context. It simply smells like those who spend so much time on the internet (or the SmartPhone PhartPhone) that they've no time to bathe.
Does it make more sense, now.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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... someone found a QA answer of mine from more than 5 years ago and downvoted it. Now that's determination.
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That's why I avoid holidays. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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He must have been watching you for sneaking when you're out
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: from more than 5 years ago
That depends, what time zone were you in? 
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Oh Tasmania, that explains it!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I thought it was still 1957 there!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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There is apparently no correlation between 'taking a holiday', and 'getting downvoted'.
Someone is too naive to realize the rapid changes in technology; that a solution suggested five years ago may not work today.
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There is no "I" in "holday" ?
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Nah...
That's only the effect a really slow internet connection has...
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What is that "holiday" thing?
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Taking the lappie to the beach...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And drowning it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nope, it is taking beach to your laptop. Laptop don't usually move, environment does. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I don't know what a "holiday" is, but I can tell you I do neither know about a "holday" or even "holiday"... 
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