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Some 20 years before the smoke-situation was so bad, that the company decided to pay to everyone a kind of course to help quit smoking...
As for myself I never smoked and never drunk coffee - so I'm with you...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: never smoked and never drunk coffee
Never mind your bio - where are you really from?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Every word in my bio is true... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I remember those days, ashtray the size of a dinner plate just to the left of the mouse pad, greasy feel to the keyboard and a hacking cough in the mornings. Ahh the good old days...
You have a long way to go to beat MM, he got chucked off twice in a day, now that was funny. I wonder what other sacred cows can be sacrificed to stir the PC twats of the site up. And no I'll not be sacrificing the pig.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Don't mind you sacrificing the pig, especially sliced and fried, yummy
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Mouse? what those new fangled devices, what's wrong with a 3270 green screen (with a candy keyboard if you were lucky, else you got a IBM one what is probably now used to anchor super tankers).
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: You actually told to ban! coffee!?! I'm surprised you are still hang around
No, we're not hanging him until the weekend -- not everyone can get time off work, to watch.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Can I come?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Sure!
We've reserved a special spot for you!
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I hope it starts on time I don't want to be hanging around
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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What abuse?
You made a joke attacking coffee drinkers, and coffee drinkers made jokes attacking you.
If you can't take a joke, go stay in the kitchen -- the lounge ain't the place for prima donnas.
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Who said it was you? you are being mighty defensive for an innocent man.
Fact someone (who being anonymous is unspecified) voted one of my posts as abuse (actually it was two abuse votes) now that who this comment was aimed at, yet you assumed it was aimed at you! go figure!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I don't see anything abusive -- the closest thing to abuse I saw was something about someone being a foreigner, which I confess I didn't understand.
Taking the piss is par for the course in the Lounge. If you take stuff like that seriously, you're in for some serious downers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Then it probably wasn't you, however someone did find it abusive, else are using the abuse vote for something that it was not intended, either way it means that someone is particularly thin skinned if they feel abuse by
a, a post here
b, a dislike of coffee
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The comment about foreigner was in response to the Johnson comment as that slang is one from the colonies and rarely(if ever) used here
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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"Johnson" has been a movie/TV euphemism for decades, so it's pretty well entrenched in real English, not just the "Johnson-come-lately" varieties*.
* I'll bet that gets another abuse vote
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A mooch through my posting history shows that I've had messages voted as abuse, too -- the trend appears to be any post that contains a reference to penises (no matter how abstract), and anything that doesn't show an immense amount of unearned respect for Jews.
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Make that "anything that doesn't show an immense amount of unearned respect for Jews or high-and-mighty followers of other African religions"
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I guess this post will get doubly downvoted, then, but I have to admit that I don't give a toss, and I certainly won't be posting anything complaining about the twinkle-toes who vote it as abuse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 18-Mar-15 7:56am.
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I can understand how some people can be extremely sensitive about their penis, and anything middle eastern is asking for an abuse vote (even it seems a recipe )
however Coffee? really are people that sensitive?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I suppose it can put an instant strain on relationships, if you don't filter your remarks -- and ill-will percolates outward.
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lol
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: Wow someone out there needs to layoff the coffee take their meds
I'd prefer that phrasing.
But to paraphrase Griff. The world is full Sunshines.
I've been reported for no discernible reason at all. And normally I'd just shrug it off, but if 10 people out of 11 million dislikes you it may have a bit of an impact.
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You eat your bacon, I drink my coffee ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Recursion: see Recursion.
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Now I want a bacon butty, you cruel man
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'll support a petition for a bacon-emoji. Until then, you'll have to endure the torture!
Recursion: see Recursion.
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don't mind the it doesn't pong
Must stop poking the unfortunates.
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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