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Snow Whiteski
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You happen to know a lot about the Russians, don't you? 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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White Christmas
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I went for a meeting yesterday with an agency who said they had work out there and would like to meet me. Lovely, smashing, super, great.
On arrival, I get a sales speel, they'll 're-engineer' my search and focus on [blah blah blah] for a small fee; but they were rather coy about how much.
Just out of interest, I did a wee bit of research this very morning. THREE GRAND! That is not a small fee, that's moving up to multi-limb territory.
Cnuts!
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I can do the exact same thing for only TWO grand (in advance of course)... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'll do it for the low, low price of £1999.99p only, for a limited period only!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You can have two sheeps and an air tight alibi; that's my limit.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: two sheeps
That always makes me laugh!
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Tempting...there is a lot I can do with an air-tight alibi...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... a brace of baa-baas to start with!
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Procurement for immoral purposes is Illegal (oh and so is getting sheep for Griff)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Who said anything about buying them?
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No-one. Procurement may involve making a purchase, but one isn't required. 
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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There's a new service that has disrupted the sheep market so nobody is buying any more. Goes by the name of UBaa
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Gotta upvote that for the wordplay. +5 lifepoints.
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There's probably a EweTube reference around here somewhere too...
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I love capitalism. I will do it for 1500. If that's not good enough, you should start looking in Asia. :-9
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I'll do that work for only $100 with guaranteed results*.
Of course, since I'm working at such a low price, I'll need the entire sum up front.
*I don't detail exactly what the results are, but there will be a result.
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There speaks a man who touted for work on RentaCoder!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Just out of interest, I did a wee bit of research this very morning. THREE GRAND!
All that proves is that you obviously need them to re-engineer your search, to find results that make them look like they're solid professionals and not robbing b*st*rds.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So is Griff in heaven or not?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No, Wales.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I notice no denial lol
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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