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I just downloaded this[^] which is free and integrates into VS and SSMS and appears to work pretty well.
You can configure VS/SSMS to do some basic formatting but I also keep everything as re-usable scripts stored in TFS.
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...and it made me laugh, anyway: Copy The Reindeer[^]
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But it says "copy", not "copy and paste"! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yeah, that really made me laugh too!
All they achieved was copying the empty grid on the right onto itself.
It's obvious that ctrl+c must be written into the left grid and ctrl+v must go into the right grid where it already is.
And that's the whole of the joke really. 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Oh look, a VB programmer in the making!
Marc
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I always thought the zenith of PETA's inanity was reached when the sent a letter to Ben and Jerry (the ice-cream guys) asking them to make ice-cream from human breast milk [^] ... but, now:
PETA is now suing photographer David Slater on behalf of the Macaque Monkey, Naruto, even though the U.S. Copyright Office has ruled that animals cannot have status as "authors." [^]. According to Slater, Naruto absconded with his camera, and took the picture "on his own" (sounds of snickering).
The legal remedy PETA seeks is: "the ability to license the monkey selfies (wait, there’s more than one?) and use the proceeds “solely for the benefit of Naruto, his community of crested macaques, and preservation of their habitat.”
One wonders if the infinitely-sensitive (what are they "on" ? I want some) minds of PETA will come up with something in the future like suing the U.N. for reparations for the trillions of earthworms used for bait.
I wish I could make-up stories like this one 
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Even if Naruto could have status as the "author" of the "selfie", I can see no reasonable grounds under which PETA should have any access to his money... the Macaque himself, yes - there is some good justification there (sort-of), but a third party that have never been involved? Go forth and multiply...
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If the monkey wishes to persue this, he should take it up in court. PETA should stick to naked models.
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Is PETA then going to provide tax consultation services to the monkey since his/her income will be taxable I 'm sure? Once it seems that have to spend money on behalf of an animal rather than on their own self-aggrandizement they will probably decide the problem is that people keep monkeys as pets, this is wrong, so murder all the monkeys - in the same way they apparently mass murder puppies, kittens and other stray domesticated animals.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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"The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire".
When I read about nonsense like this I think the book title should read:
"The History of the Decline and Fall of the West in the 21st century due to it being overrun by a bunch of loony liberals with nothing better to do because they are entitled morons".
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Well that's actually pretty much the reason for the D & F of the RE if you take Gibbon's rather bonkers theory out of the equation. Hah, Gibbon. I only just realised!
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Quote: [A]s long as mankind shall continue to bestow more liberal applause on their destroyers than on their benefactors, the thirst of military glory will ever be the vice of the most exalted characters.
Nailed it.
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The most irritating aspect of issues like this, is how much they continue to be treated as 'serious' by lawyers and the courts.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: The most irritating aspect of issues like this, is how much they continue to be treated as 'serious' by lawyers and the courts.
because... [^]
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Did the monkey ask for and receive Slater's permission before using his equipment to take the photograph.
I imagine that if the answer is 'no', to the above question, the monkey does not have much of a case in a copyright law suit.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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If PETA really things animals should have all the same legal rights and protections as humans, they should immediately turn themselves in to police for mass murder[^].
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Meanwhile animals are scared, suffering, dying and going extinct, but I see how selfies are hot and get priority... 
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PETA is a self promotion agency, has nothing to do with animals in reality.
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BillWoodruff wrote: sent a letter to Ben and Jerry (the ice-cream guys) asking them to make ice-cream from human breast milk
Um, how is treating a human like a cow somehow better than treating a cow like a cow?
Jeremy Falcon
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I reckon the monkey is naked and under eighteen, so I say charge them with possession of kiddy porn. Done. 
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Technically, cameras all over the world should be suing. It is, after all, the camera that actually "takes the picture."
Marc
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Muse, Ick
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Me First and the Gimme a Breakin' Up is Hard to be a Saint in the City turn me loose and Settin' on the dock of the Bay City Rollermaniack-ack-ack You Oughta Know By Now's the Time Passages You and Me-oh Lonesome Me
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Sauron's handbag was taken in by Middle-Earth police as part of an ongoing investigation. It's an accessory to Mordor.
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