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Nice 
Regards,
Palash
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Is the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating called the Bozone Layer?
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I believe your refer to the moronosphere which apparently surrounds most of the earth.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Quit clowning around.
/ravi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating called the Bozone Layer?
I believe the layer gets thicker, the stupider you are...
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I am sooooo not clicking on that!
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I wouldn't click it, no matter what (you have to click it to get the joke, unless you already know Boyzone) 
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I am aware of who Boys One are: and I need no reminders! 
Ask Nagy though - he loves them! 
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Yes. The thickness of the Layer measures the level of the stupidity. By the way what is the thickness level at yours 
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I don't think I have a stick long enough to measure my personal Bozone Layer thickness: it varies from microns to miles according to my caffeine intake!
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Since these people have mass and are dense, then I guess the Higgs Bozone must make it though.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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An earlier post got that "I think therefore I am" quote of Descartes in my head. The only rational way to purge it, of course, is the lounge. Hence, I will seed what I hope builds to a thread of monumental philosophical importance:
I Code therefore I DebugAnd some lesser contributions:
I stink therefore I Bathe I Eat therefore I fart.| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I Eat therefore I fart.
I type therefore I scratch my balls. 
Jeremy Falcon
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And lest we forget:
I Share Too Much therefore I am Shunned
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I think I'm thinking, therefore I might possibly be.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Addition ergo sum*
*It all adds up to something
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I Code therefore I Debug
Um. Have you been to QA recently?
W∴ Balboos wrote: I stink therefore I Bathe
Many people stink. Some do not bathe...but Gawd I wish they would! And why do I get stuck behind them in the supermarket?
W∴ Balboos wrote: I Eat therefore I fart.
You are clearly eating the wrong foods. I fart twice a month, whether I need to or not. However, for some reason we have bought a duvet that farts and blames it on me...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I fart twice a month, whether I need to or not.
Explaining why the sudden uptick in seismic activity.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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OriginalGriff wrote: However, for some reason we have bought a duvet that farts and blames it on me...
I'm surprised the cat hasn't picked up that trick yet. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Oh, Dij used to - when he was a kitten you would not believe the sheer volume of stench something that fits in a shirt pocket could produce!
Fortunately, he has matured with age and doesn't do that indoors any more.
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Reminds me of this joke (might be a leslie):
Descartes went to a bar and the bartender asks him: "Coffee Mr. Descartes?"
To which he replies: "I think not!" and disappears.
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Were I not a gentleman I'd be sorely tempted to suggest that you don't get out enough.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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