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If anyone could do that, they'd be.....
...on the FBI most wanted list at spot #1!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Is an owl plotting with the largest empire in pre-Columbian America Inca hoots?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That maya have been a bad joke!
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You think you deserve a feather in your cap?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You really are a tweet!
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm surprised none of the others gave you the bird.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You really need to be the featured liver-and-lights-on-the-altar today.
Software Zen: delete this;
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... because now I am hungry. Lunch time coming up soon. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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... because now I am Hungarian. The silly eejits let me join! 
veni bibi saltavi
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YES! YESS! YESSS!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!
Do you need a lift to the Airport?
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Quick - has anyone got Nige's number? Now's our chance to have Nagy kicked out of the country.
Congratulations - does that mean it's gin o'clock?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If the day has a vowel in it, it's Gin o'clock.
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I don't know what the day names are in Hungarian - I bet there's at least one with no vowels! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I just chickened and all the days have vowels. #hick#
veni bibi saltavi
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Gratulálok, hogy párja.
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Curse a gnome, sage pie!
veni bibi saltavi
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So, you now know how to make a decent goulasj? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The page said "soup", so I closed it without reading much further 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I believe you were thinking of marhapörkölt
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Goulyas is a soup, the English bastardised it into a stew. If that is your personal preference use less stock and more veg or beans.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yes, that Leslie was the reason for my first post in this thread. I'll be trying this 'marhapörkölt'.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Not just the English, it's the same in Germany and Sweden as well.
By the way, do you have a good recipe suitable for children not used to that level of spicing. Were doing a garden cookup for forty people (half of them children) this weekend.
And yes, I do have the proper Hungarian pot to hang over the open fire.
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You should get away with using less paprika, look for sweet rather than spicy; if you got some in Hungary then it'll say Edes, not Csipos. You can add the paprika towards the end of cooking and that keeps it sweeter and stops the bitterness coming out. If you add plenty of tomatoes and, if you have them, beans that too will keep the spicy at bay.
Oh and let us know how it goes!
veni bibi saltavi
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