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Eye see what you did there. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Great minds think alike
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Eye see what you did there.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You need 40 lashes!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Clearly you and he don't see eye to eye?
/ravi
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Perhaps, but his post lens itself to that type of response.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He's certainly a man of vision - if I'd blinked I'd have missed that.
/ravi
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True enough, hope he doesn't put a lid on these posts.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ear you'd be beaten to deaf for such a sentence.
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I hate to be pedantic (well, I'd like you to think I hate it anyway) but surely the whole point about synophrys is that it isn't eye brows at all!
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Do you really think someone nose what the word means without looking it up? 
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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As announced the "What-if"[^] series has been continued today!
Yeah!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Yay!
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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So... what did hit my car?! 
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I am looking at the boxes and bags that Her Right Royal Grumpiness Mrs Wife somehow thinks will go into the car.
The boot should take 208l of rubbish luggage, but I am guestimating that, with no clothes yet added I have 350l.
We do have a roof-box and we will take it, but that should be for the clothes.
Crap.
veni bibi saltavi
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Are you actually expecting sympathy for your problem of too many houses and too long holidays?
Poor you, with all your possessions and leisure time that you can't cope with.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do have a good time.
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Get a caravan, fill it with the junk, and then either:
1) sell it when you get to the other end.
Or
2) "Accidentally" lose it on the motorway and don't look back...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh Oh I choose Option 2, less hassle in the long run 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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What a great idea, 1000 miles at 50mph would just make my day/week!
veni bibi saltavi
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You only need 50MPH until you get to the motorway. Then dump the van in the fast lane and run like hell!
Sorted...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quick Tip, if you are doing Booze and building work avoid doing things that damage self after Booze (Dremel cutting discs no!) and measuring, if you have to demolish anything wait till after booze! I speak from experience 
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No, I work in t'morning and when it gets to between Sweaty Betty and Hades without AirCon, I switch to the drink.
veni bibi saltavi
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