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Ohm my gawd was that bad!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That one really Hertz...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I don't know; I got a charge out of it.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Schrödinger's career would have been more successful if he could have thought outside the box.
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I believe the answer is inside the box:
[-- it is funny
it is not funny --]
Only once observed does it become one or the other.
Unfortunately, I have observed it. 
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I believe there is a third option.
As Terry Pratchett said:
"Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."
--- Lords And Ladies
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is a zombie cat dead or alive?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Is a zombie cat dead or alive?
We got a zombie cat at our work place, it keeps on sleeping right in front of our office door.
I just hope its alive 
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I observed you observing it and was not amused.
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Well now I've read this you 100% did.
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...but telling it would freeze you in place.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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to tell a joke about pyromania.
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OK - fire away.
(You did expect that reply, didn't you)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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... who believe in telekinesis..
.. raise my hand.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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... now lower it... now raise it... lower it... yeah, faster...
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But it was stolen from someone else.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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But it was stolen from someone else.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Off to a curry house with colleagues this evening - I think I will have the tarka masala. It's like tikka masala except it's otter.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: except it's otter
"Lark's tongues! Otter's noses! Ozelot spleens! ... I've got wren's livers, badger spleens"
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Are you the Judean People's Front?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: I think I will have the tarka masala.
You've got to be joking. 
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That's highly offensive to StackOverflow Googlers* everywhere.
*I mean programmers.
We also rip off code from CodeProject.com with nary an upvote or comment.
modified 15-Jul-15 14:07pm.
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