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I have my buddy Attila sitting right next to me. He is from Hungary and also always hungry.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I know that one, a légpárnám tele van angolnaval 
veni bibi saltavi
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Sounds like you need a lot of Dextro Energy today
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You need motivation... get a pair of alligator clips and a car battery.
Everytime you get it wrong... connect the leads.
Use your imagination for the rest.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I will get certain parts crushed in away wot they are not designed to be crushed.
At least it's only a small price to pay.
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Then you pay!
veni bibi saltavi
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It'd be a large price to pay if it were my bits.
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But learning Hungarian is easy!
Step 1: Learn German
Step 2: Say "Eßbesteck", with all vowels replaced by "ääääh".
Once you get the hang of that, the rest should be easy.
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Arff, arff, bloody arff!
I've been learning Hungarian for nearly 20 years and I can't get past beginner. 
veni bibi saltavi
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You have to ask yourself in these situations, "What would James do?".
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Try spending the night updating your resume, in Hungarian. That should be a motivator...
Good luck! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Youtube linky to news about a law in USA.[^]
I am not getting into global warming or politics debate. This is merely about blatant language related flaws. How did this even went through all the process?
modified 23-Jun-15 11:23am.
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I assume you clicked on the wrong forum when wanting to post that.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Not really. I am not getting into global warming or politics debate. This is merely about blatant language related flaws.
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brilliant!
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Fixed? As defined by who?
Probably not. Republitards are legislating their "god given opinion" instead of listening to the National Academy of Sciences which was setup to advise the government on science issues because, well, politicians are not scientists! 
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"Scientists" are just as willing to take money to say the "right thing" as anyone else is. It's almost impossible to determine what's really happening regarding the climate in general because it's very likely that data is being "massaged" to say what the massager (or their financial benefactor) wants it to say. We can't even get straight up reports anymore without wondering if the data's been manipulated.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: It's almost impossible to determine what's really happening regarding the climate
This may be true, but I think it's safe to say "astrological dynamics" aren't involved... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: "Scientists" are just as willing to take money to say the "right thing" as anyone else is.
True, to a point. It only takes a couple of bribed politicians to write this law.
But, how many scientists would have to be bribed to make the opposite argument? Thousands upon thousands of them. There isn't just a couple of studies and papers that have come to this conclusion. There are thousands of them that have, and not all looking at the problem from the same point of view or using the same data set.
That's why I don't buy that argument.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: We can't even get straight up reports anymore without wondering if the data's been manipulated.
All data is manipulated in one way or another, to filter out noise. This is the process that most anti-climate change people jump on without bothering to understand the process and exactly why it's done.
Yes, there are those that have gone too far when manipulating data. Those are outnumbered by the thousands of others who didn't.
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Exactly. Funny how data that was available online before 2008 which demonstrated global cooling is no longer available. Something to do with, "if you want funding, the correct answer is..."
Will Rogers never met me.
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Yes - they amended it to say affect in place of effect. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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First, people are stupid everywhere. EVERYWHERE. So don't pull this "only in America" crap.
Second, Rachel Madcow is a liberal media shill, paid to discredit and demean conservative groups, people and ideas, as well as advocate for the myth we all know as "global warming".
I though we here on CodeProject were a bit too intelligent to be caught up in the political agenda of mainstream media hype.
And for the record, this goes for ALL politicians. If you think for a minute that any politician IN ANY COUNTRY has normal citizens' interests at heart, you should probably just shoot yourself in the head right now.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: for the myth we all know as "global warming".
Myth? That's a very narrow view on the things happening on earth, don't you think?
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The myth they are trying to foist off on today's generally clueless population is absurd to those with just a smattering of proper education. Sure, the global climate is affected by humans, but it's affected by EVERYTHING. Data is being manipulated to push an agenda of global depopulation "for the sake of the planet". Don't be fooled.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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