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Dunno - and given it's in a box it could be in one of three states: Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bloody Furious has sub-states of Immediate Murder and Plotting to Kill.
cat fud heer
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Then she ordered 2,294,967,286 more beers and was allowed to leave without paying.
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To be fair, when is the last time you've seen a woman pay for a night of drinking?
I heard it happens in Lesbian bars, but even then I doubt it.
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MehGerbil wrote: To be fair, when is the last time you've seen a woman pay for a night of drinking?
Last night. I paid for the first round. She paid for the second. Not every woman wants a man for his money.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wives pay because husbands are not to be trusted with the idea they can buy drinks for women.
cat fud heer
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Then she tries to leave without paying.
Sadly, the reality is (pick one or more):
1. Then she's paid minimum wage because testers are very un-appreciated.
2. Then she's replaced by a robotic automation tester
3. But nothing happens because everyone is ignoring her.
4. What? Test? Who, me???
Marc
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Something similar was posted on the CP Facebook page a while back.
Tester didn't order a beer' ; DROP TABLE drinks -- ?
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She orders a beer. Then leaves. Then notices her card has been charged 2,294,967,285 beers.
Morale: you should stay at work until you've made sure your billing system is ok.
Life is too shor
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Then she orders a null.
Unhandled null reference exception. Please see inner exception for more detail.
inner exception: null
-- end of test. 
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... all this while the software customer asked to be able to order a glass of wine ...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: She orders a beer
, and leaves without drinking it.
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Lets it sit on the bar until the session times out?
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NaN beers please!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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She slides up to the stool near the text box,
and she orders a ...
UNION SELECT * FROM information_schema.tables
then she orders a
UNION TRUNCATE TABLE table 1 ... table n
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: tries to leave
Does this mean that she is still in the bar, thinking of what to order next? Her tries may or may not succeed.
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Is about the best way to describe getting a Passport renewal from Her Majesty's Government.
Sure it cost 40% more in real terms and took 4 times longer than before.
But at 13 days I know it could have been so much worse!
Apropos of nothing, anyone here heading yo STLDODN this week?
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MidwestLimey wrote: anyone here heading yo STLDODN this week?
Yes I'll probably be shouting it in the pub on Saturday.
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At a recent Veteran's Day concert Eminem used the naughty F-bomb.
See: Shocking![^]
Question: At what point do we stop holding the performer responsible and start holding the guy who booked the act as responsible for this whole affair? Has Eminem ever disguised the nature of his performances? Why would anyone, including the concert organizer, be the least bit shocked at any of this at all?
This would be like booking Lady Gaga to perform for your little boy's 5th birthday party and then getting all offended at the troupe of androgynous dancers that show up at your house.
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MehGerbil wrote: At what point do we stop holding the performer responsible
At what point do we start holding the performer responsible for spewing meaningless profane drivel?
Then again, at what point do we become intelligent enough to stop paying hundreds of dollars to attend concerts where the performers spew meaningless profane drivel? Personally, I have little hope (actually no hope) for human-kind.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote:
At what point do we start holding the performer responsible for spewing meaningless profane drivel?
I think we hold the performer responsible when we don't buy tickets or when we don't book them for family friendly events.
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MehGerbil wrote: I think we hold the performer responsible when we don't buy tickets
Exactly.
Marc
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