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Movie Quote Of The Day
I've been in a lot of wars, I've never seen anything like this. And it all starts with her.
Which movie?
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That must be One Night in Paris!
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Star Wars Episode II: The attack of Padme-Anakin love story
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A Peter Sellers classic: The Battle of the Sexes[^], I'm sure?!?!?!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A very realistic movie, seems Real Life! 
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Bambi?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED:
I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY.
THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer.
phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I hope your typing will be better than OP's after your first stroke!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Now, now. No need for aggression.
None of us would wish what happened on anyone, but a little humour in a bad situation is a good thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: No need for aggression.
Where do you see aggression in my post?
I'm more concerned how others find it appropriate to make jokes about that.
You don't have any problems with that, Wimpy, or do you?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Nah, totally non-aggressive.
Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
You are right of course. Thanks for reminding me to be more considerate!
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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d@nish wrote: Dave, is that you?
Dude! A touch inappropriate, don't you think? 
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I hope you get better soon. Suffering a stroke just sucks bigtime!
As for applesauce and chopped up hardboiled eggs: Yikes!
And I can confirm what you wrote about physical therapists.
I was in hospital once after an accident and I thought that guy was trying to torture me.
Get well soon!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
modified 13-Nov-14 11:41am.
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All I can say is, I hope you get better soon.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
modified 12-Nov-14 23:47pm.
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Walt, I'm so sorry to hear of your stroke. I hope your recovery is swift!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I'm sorry to hear that, hope you'll recover fast!
The console is a black place
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Walt, I'm sorry to hear that happened to you and I'm glad you are on the road to recovery. I hope it goes very well.
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