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If you add bacon in the circle that could work...for like a second of two... enough for the cat to eat the bacon
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Movie Quote Of The Day
What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator.
which movie?
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Gone girl.
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When Nagy Met Paris.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Frozen
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Very good, sir!
I say you won with that one.
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Freezing to the future gone wrong
or
Wrong refrigerator
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Following the Bacon post below;
"Babe: Pig in the fridge."
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The Girl Next Refrigerator Door.
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The Day The Earth Caught Fire?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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A diet rich in fruit and vegetables may harm fertility, say researchers at Loma Linda University Medical School
... and a diet rich in BACON is just awesome!
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I love Darwin. He always finds a solution.
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In bacon we trust 
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Anything that harms fertility has to be a good thing.
Although it is also reassuring to know the bacon eaters will persist.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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NEVER believe anything from the Daily Fail
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You know, Nagy, you should start manufacturing bacon infused Gin. You just might make it to heaven with that concoction.
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This post might have removed Nagy from the Lounge (at least until he has perfected his recipe).
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Mrs mum asked to put on wintertires cause they said its goin to snow today, paniced she called me, picked me up after work.
It was raining buckets of water and kinda storming (our gardenfuniture made it's way to the neighbour). So me as clever as i am parked the car in the garage and did the magic while it was slightly getting darker. I barely could see after the first two tires were changed so i called my mother to hand me a flashlight. Finally changing the last tire i recognized it got very very low pressure in it. So rechanged the tire, loaded the empty one in the trunk, drove it to a friend who is mechanic and asked him if the tire is damaged, nothing was found so we filled it up and i drove it back home. I parked the car back in the garage and changed the tire, but nope this time after i unmounted the summertire my carlifter said f**k you and slowly went down. I had to grab the car and try my best to not letting it fall down on the left frontside, shouted at mother to pick up a tire and place it under the car so i could rearrange the carlifter without dropping the car.
I finally changed the tire and could mak my way to the next gas station to fill up the other tires as they were around 1,7 Bar pressure. The way was, cause we live in small village, quite stormy and rainy cause i drove on field paths. Rain running from left to right over the road, splashing down from above, no sight at all and suddenly some stupid tree threw one of his branches at me, gladly i could evade it but with those woobly tires and the s**t weather it was hell of a manouver. Finally at the gas station filling up tires and wettening i could drive home and instantly fall into bed without getting something to eat cause it was already 22:00.
This morning i checked the roads... no snow... but at least some of it tries to fall down leaving a 1cm thin layer on the car that is sufficient hard enough to provide the need of scratching it off.
I think i need some ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) now
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The moral of this story is: Buy a bicycle, and stay home when it rains.
Problem solved. My work here is done.
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