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He has a lot of coats to collect...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Avijnata wrote: From what I recollect, you've already got your coat several times in the recent past
I must leave pretty quickly after I tell a joke.
The hounds are usually after me. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Maybe leave your coat on permanently
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Then how would he tell he was leaving?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You have a point there. Back to the drawing board!
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Weasel riding a wookpecker[^]
Apparently the weasel stalked it, jumped on it expecting lunch, and instead got launched.
I don't know about you, but the wood pecker certainly has a startled expression! 
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Never lunge at a launching lunch!
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Some pics are worth posting twice.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: jumped on it expecting lunch
feeling peckish I take it?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Glad to hear you've come out of the coma you must have been in the past week.
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Been skiing. And by Christ my knees are knackered. I am too fat and old to ski like I used to, doesn't stop me trying though!
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isn't PHP scripting instead of programming?
Well you could Title it:
PH POOP : Quick & Dirty in the toilet 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: isn't PHP scripting instead of programming?
Reminds me of an answer to "What's the difference between Javascript and Java?" on StackOverflow:
"One is essentially a toy, designed for writing small pieces of code, and traditionally used and abused by inexperienced programmers.
The other is a scripting language for web browsers."
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That one is excellent
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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manchanx wrote: One is essentially a toy, designed for writing small pieces of code, and traditionally used and abused by inexperienced programmers
That description fits both. Any language with 'script' in it, especially if it is an interpreter, is essentially a toy. trying to get serious work done with something like that has a long tradition all the way back to Mickeysoft BASIC.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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No. Every time I had to do with PHP bozos, they were bragging that they could program everything with PHP. When asked to do something impossible, like writing a nice 3D game, they called this unfair, since PHP is only a scripting language, after all.
They always remind me of those little dogs. They try to bark with the big guys and quickly disappear into some handbag when being taken by their word.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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One of the Reviews:
Well written and concise book to get into PHP OOP. [..] this will help the reader learn the material better in the end.
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manchanx wrote: in the end.
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I always knew that there had to be some kind bible for PHP. It's impossible that so many clowns all over the world independently come up with the same kind of code.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Thinking of lisp predicate functions, would phpp(poop) always return true?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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sorry but anyone who smuggles drugs for an international cartel does not, imho deserve a "what a guy" to me its more "scumbag"
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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