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I know I should laugh but a friend of mine awoke the morning after his stag night in tattooist chair (a friend of one his friends) with a dashed line with 'cut here' on his neck (done in indelible ink) tattooist friend always kept his keys safe after that 
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SoMad wrote: Still not as bad as this lovely couple[^]
They say you can't tell a book by its cover, but sometimes it's just not true.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You mean that we're NOT locked in to this website and I can just close the browser window? doh!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Why did you buy a new one? Wouldn't duct-taping the broken parts be enough?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: I certainly am
You know he said "genius", not "genus", yes?
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I was referring to where he said "stupid", but I could be dumb enough to have got it wrong.
I lie about my height a lot.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I lie about my height a lot.
I've found, by using basic geometrical calculations, that I tend to be not so high when I'm lying.
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Damn, I misread and thought you were lying about being high?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm just good at lying about my height
That reminds me of the trek episode where Kirk defeats the robot whenKirk says: I always lie
So, how tall are you? (how believable is your lie?)
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Emiliarge wrote: Just almost all of you are stupid.
FYI, you can also go to http://www.codeproject.com/suggestions.aspx[^] to ask the admins to cancel your account.
Although your approach here will probably work faster.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, I can't cancel my account here! You're stupid! I must enlighten you! I have to do what you can't do!
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Emiliarge wrote: I have to do what you can't do!
Well that leaves you a lot of scope.
I can't sing - can't even carry a tune in a bucket.
And I have proved fairly useless at gardening.
I will however be very annoyed if you win the lottery, as I have shown myself to be completely useless at that. 
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Emiliarge wrote: I must enlighten you!
Nah.
It's easier to just lie about my weight.
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It's so hard to be offended by such an eloquently worded attack.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: such an eloquently worded attack
It's hardly eloquent. The excessive elision not only makes it ineloquent (by crunching two clauses into what looks like one), but leaves it open for misinterpretation, because "just almost" looks like a weird ESL-induced tautology.
I know that F-grade, arrogant style guides written by academics who don't have a clue what they're talking about say that you should use as few words as possible*, but you should never omit any word that is necessary for the reader's comprehension of the meaning.
"It's just that almost all of you..."
* A genuinely useful rule would be "Use the right number of words"
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Mark, I apologise if my sarcasm eluded you! 
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Sarcasm?
I've no idea what that is. I had to look it up.
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Must be because we aren't geniuses!
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It appears, however, that we're smart enough to use sarcasm and thunder-stealing techniques.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your a legend in your own mind eh?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Yep, it's my own mind! Don't steal my mind! It's my own!
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Self Contained Unit of Mass?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: legend
You typoed "bell".
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Quote: a legend leg end in your own mindmouth
FTFY
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Ah yes, everything is relative, and nothing more so than your parents.
ps I upvoted your original post because I thought it was funny, I doubt it or you has long though
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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