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OriginalGriff31-Oct-14 9:39

31-Oct-14 9:39

Get thee behind me Satan! Laugh | :laugh:

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Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 9:43

31-Oct-14 9:43

How about if you borrow my Outcast CDs?

(By the time Lent comes around, his soul will already be MINE!!! Bwah-hah-haaaaaaa!)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

OriginalGriff31-Oct-14 22:13

31-Oct-14 22:13

Mark_Wallace wrote:
By the time Lent comes around, his soul will already be MINE!!!

Sorry! It's available on Gog for £3.69: http://www.gog.com/game/outcast[^] - and I think a soul would be worth more than that! Laugh | :laugh:

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Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 23:42

31-Oct-14 23:42

Curses! Foiled again!

OK, how about we say four-fifty?

And I'm never paying the "new price" for a game again! If it's a great game now, it'll still be a great game a few years down the line, but:

a: It won't cost you a bluddy fortune.

b: You won't have to look too hard to find tips and tricks.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

OriginalGriff1-Nov-14 0:38

1-Nov-14 0:38

...and

c) You probably won't have to upgrade the PC to run it... Sigh | :sigh:

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S Houghtelin31-Oct-14 10:35

S Houghtelin

31-Oct-14 10:35

Curse you! Links I could have used when I first went on medical leave. Today's my last day of leave.

Sigh | :sigh:

It was broke, so I fixed it.

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 10:41

31-Oct-14 10:41

I ain't the marine; I'm a demon!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

OriginalGriff31-Oct-14 22:15

31-Oct-14 22:15

The brown one or the Tomato Monster?

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Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 23:32

31-Oct-14 23:32

Sometimes I'm more like the big, red, bad-tempered one, and sometimes I'm more like the big pink puppy.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Jan Steyn31-Oct-14 11:29

Jan Steyn

31-Oct-14 11:29

DWELLR11 DeathMatch in DOOM2 Rocked - ate all my free time once upon a time ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/pc/msdos/games/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/d-f/dweller1.txt[^]

enhzflep31-Oct-14 13:49

enhzflep

31-Oct-14 13:49

Perhaps not, but you'll have to look up the first one if you want to use it, cos that's not it... Poke tongue | ;-P

Hint: Insert an S after the first D.

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 14:08

31-Oct-14 14:08

~~Damn! I just tried it, and you're right!~~

Don't bother me with petty technicalities.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

enhzflep31-Oct-14 14:35

enhzflep

31-Oct-14 14:35

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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 14:47

31-Oct-14 14:47

If you can't kill cacodemons with the chainsaw, you can't join our gang!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

jeron131-Oct-14 6:39

jeron1

31-Oct-14 6:39

Yeah, the infamous Seance Attack using a Ouiji object.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment

"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

Eddy Vluggen31-Oct-14 10:33

Eddy Vluggen

31-Oct-14 10:33

Only a system without users cannot be hacked.

So, what PC are you going to build that is going to do nothing but "playing with itself"? And how would that connect to Heaven?

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

New word of the day

PIEBALDconsult31-Oct-14 5:28

PIEBALDconsult

31-Oct-14 5:28

(I transpose characters all the time, but it doesn't usually result in a reasonable word.)

PRODCUTION -- Production execution.

SoMad31-Oct-14 5:46

SoMad

31-Oct-14 5:46

Sorry. My eyes don't accept it as a new word, but simply see it as a typo $Shucks | :-\$

[EDIT]
I wonder why someone would vote this post Abusive or Spam... Confused | :confused:

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"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

modified 1-Nov-14 2:43am.

Slacker00731-Oct-14 5:48

Slacker007

31-Oct-14 5:48

PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Production execution.

Executing production, or executing production?

cool. put it in urban dictionary.

PhilLenoir31-Oct-14 6:54

PhilLenoir

31-Oct-14 6:54

Execution by prodding?

Could be poked to death on fb?

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

PIEBALDconsult31-Oct-14 7:00

PIEBALDconsult

31-Oct-14 7:00

I don't poke anyone I wouldn't want to be poked by.

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz31-Oct-14 9:10

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

31-Oct-14 9:10

Maybe, Proxecution.

Sounds like something a proctologist would perform...

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

PIEBALDconsult31-Oct-14 9:30

PIEBALDconsult

31-Oct-14 9:30

Or being executed by proxy, which may be similar to hanging in effigy.

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 23:54

31-Oct-14 23:54

Atcherly, it sounds more like the act of goosing a cute girl, so you're probably now on a watch list.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!