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Did Noah keep his bees in the ark hives?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I just wonder why the bastard saved the mosquitos.
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Order from the management...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You got it brother and I would also throw in ticks and leeches!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Pun aside, there are apparently people who think about these questions[^], and then blog about their thoughts.
Try Grapple for Android, it has a naked pixel guy in it!
Also, loads of blood and some snakes.
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If a similar situation pops up now, I am sure Noah will save Google servers first, and the rest will follow 
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We'll never Noah.
Of the question you raise, from what the boat was made of, I decided I wood gopher another pun.
Thx for letting me flood the post with answers, watered down though they may be, as I float them your way.
modified 3-Aug-15 15:56pm.
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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?
A reptile dysfunction.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I simply say, "wake up".  It gets up then.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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If you use "robotic lizard" instead of just "lizard" then you can refine the punch line to e-reptile dysfunction.
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Q: What do you call it when a robotic lizard can't boot up?
A: E-reptile Dysfunction
Jeremy Falcon
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Even better. 
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UFO landing.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Space Jellyfish! 
Are you trying to confuse us all with name changes, or just me? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This makes me want to take my telescope out of the shed tonight.
But, as always, you can be sure that as the sky gets darker the clouds magically appear. Nature will stop at nothing to thwart my attempts at observing it. 
Try Grapple for Android, it has a naked pixel guy in it!
Also, loads of blood and some snakes.
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From Pretty to Pretty (Apologies to Shakespeare (Bacon?))
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Pretty Boy Floyd Meriweather forecastor oil drums along the mohawks and dovecoat of mailman o' war is help me Rhonda sure is pretty
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what? was? ¿qué? che что? quoi? что? che ¿qué? was? what?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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With this and the thought of the day, I'm beginning to think there are several people here living on that razor's edge between genius and insanity. I just don't know which side of the line either of them lie.
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If people stop responding, he'll stop posting
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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A bit auld puzzle, but still unknown to many and kinda entertaining: How to a Create Chocolate out of Nothing[^]. Making something out of nothing seems like so inspirational/exciting idea, almost like inventing a Perpetuum Mobile  ...
Just in case, simple explanation can be found here[^]. Unfortunately, no free lunch but have fun! 
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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