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Particularly when you first wake up:
1) Who am I?
2) Where am I?
3) Who are you?
4) How did I get here?
5) What did I do last night? Oh, Gawd, I didn't, did I?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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well OG, waking up is always a good start - one of these days I'll wake up and find myself dead I suppose, but until then, every day above ground is a good one
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6) What was I thinking before sleeping on the bed?
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I didn't always used to manage that...
Herself came to bed one night and found me asleep, kneeling on the floor with my head on the bed having failed to remove my shirt over my head (because the bed was in the way) and my trousers past my knees (because the floor was in the way) and just gave up and went to sleep as I was... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: kneeling on the floor with my head on the bed and my trousers past my knees
... and I have no idea how the sheep got there, love...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Gin!
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I don't remember seeing you at the party.
In fact, I don't remember anything...
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That explains the flash card from Sean's camera in my jacket pocket! Me thinks this could be a nice little earner - what do I hear for the "Chris Maunder Before and After" photo set?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: what do I hear for the "Chris Maunder Before and After" photo set?
Projectile vomiting?
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As long as he didn't borrow Sean's man-kini, it's probably safe.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If Nagy is auctioning them, they aren't safe! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: 5) Oh Gawd, I didn't, did I?
Did what? Sleep? Dream? Wet the bed? 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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6) Why am I covered in wool?
Software Zen: delete this;
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I can categorically state that I have never woken and asked "Who is Griff?", "Where is Griff?", "How did Griff get there?" or "What did Griff do last night?"
Well, except for maybe that rainy morning in Betws-y-Coed ...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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"But I woke up - it cant be so bad"
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I start nearly every day with 1 to 4. I've been too unemployed and/or broke for 5 until this Monday, and it's still another week to payday.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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1. Everyone is equal.
2. I owe you.
3. You owe me.
4. I am who I was.
5. I will be who I am.
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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Why?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I think I'll let Robert Graves, that noble Poet, answer your question:
"In Broken Images" by Robert Graves
He is quick, thinking in clear images;
I am slow, thinking in broken images.
He becomes dull, trusting to his clear images;
I become sharp, mistrusting my broken images,
Trusting his images, he assumes their relevance;
Mistrusting my images, I question their relevance.
Assuming their relevance, he assumes the fact,
Questioning their relevance, I question the fact.
When the fact fails him, he questions his senses;
When the fact fails me, I approve my senses.
He continues quick and dull in his clear images;
I continue slow and sharp in my broken images.
He in a new confusion of his understanding;
I in a new understanding of my confusion.
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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For those who don't know: http://thecodinglove.com/[^].
Many of them are really great.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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My wife won't let me celebrate it.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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