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The TV ain't here yet and I believe that the issue may arise from the two monkey boys at the end of the road, with an Openreach van, playing 'what this wire do?'.
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Well if you don't give us all the information... 
Anyway, there are no Openreach engineers due in your street - those two are NSA I suspect. What have you been browsing for? 
Please, don't answer that - I just had lunch...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I never called the doofus buck frains 'engineers'!
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Well they have to practice somewhere.
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Our Telephone company has been lurking around the neighborhood for weeks...they're upgrading us to Fiber To The Node, apparently...our plain old DSL goes down once in a while.
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Tower Bridge if you live in London, a Weston donkey if you live in Bristol.
I'm sure there are other regional variations (for going up and down!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: a thing that goes up and down a lot!
What? A gooseberry?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Quote: Using Xamarin.Android with Visual Studio requires Business edition or higher.
And there are three options:
1. Purchase a Xamarin.Android subscription
2. Begin a Trial
3. Continue using Starter Edition in Xamarin Studio
(1.) cost money. (2.) has a time bomb. (3.) you have to use Xamarin Studio and Not Visual Studio.
When Microsoft announced this new feature, they stated that we can drop Eclipse/Android Studio. What they forgot to mention that we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What they forgot to mention that we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year...
Xamarin is a partner of Microsofts. I know that MS has, in the past, been known to shaft its partners, but given the good will that Xamarin has, they don't want to damage that relationship.
Of course, you could always develop in x-platform C++ in VS 2015. This is covered in the documentation after all.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What they forgot to mention that we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year.
Forgetting did not come into it.
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Xamarin's Starter Edition is being modified to work with VS2013 Community Edition.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year...
Only if you want to continue receiving upgrades.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Xamarin's Starter Edition is being modified to work with VS2013 Community Edition.
I'm not sure it's a Xamarin problem wiht VS2015, I got such nerves today that I can' even investigate further...
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Only if you want to continue receiving upgrades.
In the VS2015-Xamarin couple starter edition not an option, as (3.) has a second line that tells that all these nice features will not be available for you...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yeah, I don't think X have formally announced support for VS2015 yet.
What I meant about the upgrades was you can continue to use the Business edition forever without paying anything more if you're not interested in the upgrades to the SDK. I'm hoping it's only a matter of time before MS gobbles up X and makes the SDKs available as part of Visual Studio, keeping them free for individual devs and teams under 5. That would be a huge win for .NET and the development community, IMHO.
/ravi
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: When Microsoft announced this new feature, they stated that we can drop Eclipse/Android Studio. What they forgot to mention that we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year...
Why does this remind me of the (UN)Affordable Care Act?
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So. After installing VS 2015 preview, started with a simple Android application. VS created the project with a single file in it, that displays a message:
Quote: Install Xamarin to develop iOS and Android apps in C#.
Ok...Now tell me what have YOU installed for 6 hours long!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Hey, at least it told you what's missing.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: tell me what have YOU installed for 6 hours
The error messages, of course!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are right!
Otherwise this would happen
Did you know?[^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Only if you want to develop for iOS.
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What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?
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Please put it on my bill.
I'd grab my coat but I forgot to bring one... 
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CarefulCoder wrote: I'd grab my coat but I forgot to bring one
I'll lend you one of mine, so you can not forget it on the way out...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have been told not to believe everything (anything) on the internet, so are these Samuel Silva drawings real? If they are then this guy is a genius! http://vianaarts.deviantart.com/[^]
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These are amazing. I've seen others at the Baltimore Comic Con that were simply breathtaking. Unfortunately, with a ten year old boy in the house, I couldn't buy any. 
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With a ball point pen, you have to be joking. An amazing talent!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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