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My wife won't let me celebrate it.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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So I am celebrating it with out herself knowing about it..  
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I never heard of it...But now I will insist not to wash dishes today!!! (or may not)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: But now I will insist not to wash dishes today!!! (or may not)
I wish I could insist, but as I'm single I kind of have to do them.
Or I could just leave it for tomorrow, yeah I think I'll do that 
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Been there, think we all have.
Problem is tomorrow they are even harder to face. Sometimes it's easier just to wait until they evolve into a creature capable of doing the dishes!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Sometimes it's easier just to wait until they evolve into a creature capable of doing the dishes!
I have that, I call it my 'dishwasher'
But I still have to put the dishes into it and turn it on, maybe if I wait long enough they'll jump into it by them self?
I'll have to give that a try
(Why do I now suddenly have the words 'mad scientist' in my head? )
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No, "Mad Scientist" would be when you start implanting electrodes in your dog's head, so you can control it to load the dishwasher! (And "Evil Genius" is when it's the neighbours you implant)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: mplanting electrodes in your dog's head
I would never hurt a dog, I think I'll skip that step and go straight for the 'Evil Genius' badge
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I don't know about dishes, but I had a fridge nearly become sentient; think Dirk Gentley's fridge for how bad it got.
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Sadly I'm not an international man, I'm British 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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We replaced that with steak and b***job day.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Yes.
IMD is observed in Trinidad and Tobago, Jamaica, Australia, Argentina, Belgium, India, China, United States, Romania, Singapore, Malta, United Kingdom, South Africa, Tanzania, Zimbabwe, Botswana, Seychelles, Burundi, Hungary, Ireland, Isle of Man, Ghana, Canada, Denmark, Norway, Austria, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Ukraine, France, Italy, Pakistan, Grenada, Cuba, Antigua and Barbuda, St. Lucia, St. Kitts and Nevis and the Cayman Islands.
/ravi
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I live in India, which is covered in the list.
But, nothing special here. Just another day. Did not even notice this till a colleague (male) of mine pointed out.
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And here I thought it was World Toilet Day[^].
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Any correlation between the two?
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The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Kevin's hooker!"
Will Rogers never met me.
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But he forgot the part where at night in the dark shadows he wants to be the Hero Gotham needs and not the one Gotham wants. Sarah can be his accomplish at night and in his bed I guess 
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I'm guessing that you meant to say "Accomplice" which has an entirely different and unrelated meaning.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Well, thinking about it, it should rather be partner, as Accomplice is only related to crime 
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It still fits, since it's a crime that she's with Kevin instead of me.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Oh, Little Johnny has had a namechange. ^
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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No, Johnny had a smarter brother, Kevin, who didn't use such naughty words. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Little Kevin
Er, that was Big Leslie.
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didn't care about your warning, and now i'm cleaning my monitor 
In code we trust !
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Hi Roger, this could be great dialogue for a young Spicoli in the upcoming movie sequel "Fast Times at Ridgemont Pre-School" ! [^]. That movie marked the debut of two of the worst contemporary American actors, Sean Penn, and Nicolas Cage, and one of the best, Forest Whitaker.
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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